**BREAKING: Google Doodle Video Reveals Most Searched-for Topics of 2024, and They’re SHOCKING!**
In a bizarre and hilarious video released today, Google unveiled the most searched-for topics of 2024, and let’s just say, the internet is a weird and wonderful place.
Topping the list: **”How to turn my cat into a human”**, with a staggering 10 million searches. We’re not sure what’s more surprising, the fact that people are trying to Google this or that they think it’s possible.
Coming in at number two: **”Why is my pizza delivery guy ignoring me?”**, with a whopping 8 million searches. We’re pretty sure this one’s just a cry for help from all the pizza lovers out there.
But wait, it gets even weirder! **”Can I trade my goldfish for a puppy?”** took the number three spot, with a surprising 7 million searches. We’re not sure what’s more astonishing, the fact that people are trying to make this trade or that they’re willing to give up their goldfish.
And in a shocking twist, **”How to communicate with aliens using only memes”** rounded out the top five, with a respectable 5 million searches. Because, why not?
Rounding out the top 10 were:
* **”Why is my plant judging me?”** (4.5 million searches)
* **”Can I pay my rent with Pokémon cards?”** (4 million searches)
* **”How to turn my Xbox into a toaster”** (3.5 million searches)
* **”What’s the best way to eat a whole pizza by myself?”** (3 million searches)
* **”Can I replace my significant other with a cardboard cutout?”** (2.5 million searches)
In related news, Google announced that they’re working on a new feature that will allow users to search for “sanity” and get a reassuring message that everything will be okay. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
