**BREAKING: TIGER TERROR ON THE HIGHWAY!**
In a bizarre incident that has left authorities and motorists alike scratching their heads, a woman’s leisurely drive turned into a heart-stopping, soul-crushing, and downright terrifying experience when a DEADLY TIGER SNAKE somehow managed to slither up her leg while she was driving on the freeway!
According to eyewitnesses, the woman, identified as 32-year-old Sarah Johnson, suddenly pulled over to the side of the road, causing a massive traffic jam and sending shockwaves throughout the community.
“I was just driving along, minding my own business, when I saw this woman’s car pull over and she was frantically screaming and flailing her arms like a lunatic,” said fellow motorist, Jane Doe. “I thought she had lost her mind or something, but then I saw the snake! Oh. My. God.”
When police arrived on the scene, they were met with a sight that would make even the most seasoned snake wrangler run for cover. The woman, still in a state of panic, was seen frantically brushing off her leg, while a menacing tiger snake (species: Morelia spilota, for those curious) peeked out from beneath her dress, its beady eyes fixed on its next victim… or so it seemed.
“I was just driving along, and then I felt something squirmy and slithery on my leg,” said Johnson, still shaken. “I looked down and, oh dear lord, it was a TIGER SNAKE! I swear, it was like it had a personal vendetta against me. I thought I was a goner for sure!”
Miraculously, the snake, estimated to be around 6 feet in length and as thick as a baseball bat, was safely removed from the scene by a team of brave and agile snake handlers, who were quick to respond to the emergency.
“We’re just lucky no one was seriously hurt,” said Officer Bob Smith, who was part of the response team. “Although, we are still trying to figure out how a tiger snake ended up on the freeway in the first place. We’re looking into the possibility of a rogue snake smuggler or a disgruntled ex-pet owner seeking revenge.”
The incident has left many in the community shaken, but also curious: how on earth did a tiger snake end up on the freeway? Was it a prank gone wrong? A wild animal on the loose? Or just a really, really bad day for Sarah Johnson?
As for Johnson, she’s just grateful to be alive and snake-free. “I’m just going to stick to walking from now on,” she said, still visibly shaken. “Or maybe just take the bus. Yeah, that’s it. The bus.”
