**BREAKING: CANINE SENSATION SWEEPS THE LONE STAR STATE**
In a jaw-dropping display of drool-worthy dexterity, a Texas dog named Bubba has set a new world record by removing an astonishing 11 caps from plastic bottles in a blistering 1 minute and 0 seconds!
Eyewitnesses claim that Bubba, a 3-year-old golden retriever from small-town Texas, coolly strolled up to a table laden with 11 plastic bottles, gave a confident flick of his ear, and got to work.
“It was like he had been training for this moment his whole life,” said Bubba’s owner, Jane Smith. “He just started popping those caps off like they were, well, dog treats!”
As the clock ticked down, onlookers watched in awe as Bubba’s paws moved with lightning speed, deftly twisting and yanking the caps off the bottles with ease.
“I swear, it was like he had opposable thumbs or something!” exclaimed local resident, Joe Johnson. “I’ve never seen anything like it – not even in a cartoon!”
When asked about the secret to his success, Bubba simply wagged his tail and gave a proud puppy grin.
The previous record holder, a chimpanzee named Charlie, was left shaking his head in amazement. “I’ve been training for years, and this dog just comes along and blows me out of the water?” Charlie said in a statement. “I guess you could say I’ve been ‘paws-itively’ outdone!”
Bubba’s incredible feat has earned him a spot in the coveted Golden Treat Book of World Records and a year’s supply of his favorite snack: Milk-Bones.
When asked about his plans for the future, Bubba’s owner said, “We’re thinking of entering him in some more extreme sports – like the doggy Olympics! Who knows? Maybe he’ll even give the human athletes a run for their money… or at least a good belly laugh!”
