**BREAKING: BEAR WREAKS HAVOC IN SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD, DEMANDS COOKIES AND NETFLIX PASSWORD**
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Oakwood Hills in shock, a brazen bear was caught on camera walking into a local home, helping itself to snacks, and even attempting to binge-watch its favorite TV show.
The drama unfolded on Tuesday evening when homeowner, Jane Doe, returned to her residence to find her front door wide open and her kitchen in disarray. But it wasn’t until she checked her security footage that she realized the culprit behind the chaos: a massive, furry bear in a hoodie.
“I was like, ‘What in the world…?’!” Doe exclaimed in an interview. “I mean, I’ve heard of bears raiding trash cans, but this was like it had a key and a Netflix subscription!”
The footage, which has since gone viral on social media, shows the bear – estimated to be around 500 pounds – sauntering up to the front door, pawing at the handle, and then casually strolling inside.
“I guess it was just having a lazy day and decided to drop by for a visit,” said Doe, still in awe of the bear’s audacity.
As the bear made itself at home, it helped itself to a plate of cookies, a bag of chips, and even attempted to operate the TV remote. Witnesses claim the bear got frustrated when it couldn’t figure out how to work the streaming service.
“It was like it was trying to hack into Netflix,” said neighbor, Bob Smith, who witnessed the bear’s antics from across the street. “I mean, who needs a password when you’ve got claws, right?”
The bear, whose identity has not been released, was eventually chased out of the house by a team of brave (or foolhardy) neighborhood watch volunteers.
When asked for comment, local wildlife expert, Dr. Emily Chen, speculated that the bear may have been seeking a mid-day escape from the stresses of forest life.
“Who wouldn’t want to trade in their treehouse for a cozy suburban home and a 65-inch screen?” Dr. Chen mused. “I mean, have you seen the prices of acorns lately?”
The incident has left residents of Oakwood Hills on high alert, with many calling for increased bear-proofing measures and bear etiquette classes.
As for the bear, it remains at large, but rumor has it that it’s been spotted trying to crack the password to a nearby Amazon Prime account.
**UPDATE:** The bear has since been offered a writing gig at our newspaper and has promised to use its newfound love of binge-watching to pen scathing reviews of the latest TV shows.
