**BREAKING: Elephant’s Explosive Revenge on Ex-Lovers Stuns Social Media**
In a bizarre incident that has left the internet in stitches, a heartbroken elephant has taken to social media to get back at its ex-lovers in the most unforgettable way possible – by pooping on their doorsteps.
The elephant, identified as 32-year-old Rani, was seen on camera relishing in her act of revenge as she deposited a massive pile of dung on the doorsteps of not one, not two, but three of her ex-boyfriends.
Eyewitnesses described the scene as “hilarious” and “unbelievable” as Rani, donning a sassy expression, seemed to take great pleasure in leaving her mark on the homes of her former loves.
“I was just minding my own business when I saw Rani approach the first doorstep,” said a bystander. “The next thing I knew, she let out a massive trumpet and… well, let’s just say it was a real crappy situation!”
The video, which has since gone viral on social media, shows Rani nonchalantly strolling up to each doorstep, taking a few moments to compose herself, and then unleashing a massive pile of poop.
The ex-lovers, who have been identified as Raj, Kumar, and Siddharth, were said to be “shocked” and “covered in, ahem, elephant-sized problems.”
When asked for comment, Rani simply shrugged and said, “You can’t handle the truth… and the truth is, I’m still hurting from those breakups!”
As the internet continues to roar with laughter over the video, experts are weighing in on the psychological benefits of Rani’s unusual form of revenge.
“This is a classic case of ‘elephant-sized’ passive-aggression,” said Dr. Jane Smith, a leading expert on animal behavior. “Rani is simply taking matters into her own trunk and showing her ex-lovers that she’s not to be messed with.”
In related news, a local cleaning company has reported a surge in demand for their services, with many residents clamoring to have their doorsteps cleaned of the, ahem, “unwanted gifts” left behind by Rani.
**UPDATE:** Rani has since announced plans to release a line of merchandise featuring her infamous poop-themed revenge strategy. Proceeds will go towards supporting elephant mental health initiatives.
