**BREAKING: Deer Crashes Through Window of Michigan Doctor’s Office, Demands Second Opinion**
In a bizarre incident that has left medical professionals and wildlife experts alike scratching their heads, a deer somehow managed to break into a doctor’s office in rural Michigan, causing chaos and destruction in its wake.
According to eyewitnesses, the deer, estimated to be around 5 feet tall and 300 pounds, came crashing through a large picture window at the office of Dr. Smith, a local family physician. The deer, which has been named “Bucky” by office staff, apparently had a medical emergency of its own and demanded to be seen by a doctor.
“I was just sitting at my desk when suddenly there was a loud crash and a deer was standing in the middle of the room,” said office manager, Karen Johnson. “At first, I thought it was a prank gone wrong, but then I saw the look in its eye and I knew we had a situation on our hands.”
Bucky, the deer, reportedly began pawing at the reception desk, knocking over chairs and sending paperwork flying. Office staff quickly sprang into action, attempting to calm the situation and provide medical attention to the distressed deer.
“We tried to sedate it, but it just wouldn’t cooperate,” said Dr. Smith. “It kept saying it needed a second opinion on its hoof condition. I mean, I’ve heard of patients being difficult, but this was on a whole different level.”
As staff members worked to restrain Bucky, it began to exhibit some unusual behavior, including doing a few laps around the office and attempting to play fetch with a ball of paper.
“It was like it was trying to show off its Olympic training or something,” said nurse, Emily Wilson. “I’ve never seen anything like it.”
Despite the initial shock and chaos, office staff managed to successfully treat Bucky’s hoof condition and even provided it with a pair of orthotics to help with its mobility.
As for Bucky, it has since been released back into the wild, but not before demanding a follow-up appointment and a copy of its medical records.
In a statement, Dr. Smith said, “We may have just set a new standard for unusual medical emergencies. Who knew deer could be such demanding patients?”
The incident has left the small town of Oakdale, Michigan, in stitches, with many residents taking to social media to share their own encounters with the mischievous deer.
“I guess you could say Bucky’s got a new ‘hoof’ on life,” quipped local resident, Sarah Lee. “And a serious attitude to match!”