**BREAKING: PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS ON I-95 AS ROGUE PIG WREAKS HAVOC ON HIGHWAY**
COLUMBIA, SC – In a bizarre incident that has left motorists aghast, a feisty pig is on the loose, causing chaos and destruction on a major highway in South Carolina.
The porcine fugitive, described as a “feral, fluffy menace” by eyewitnesses, was spotted rooting around in the middle of I-95, sending cars swerving to avoid the marauding mammal.
“It was like something out of a cartoon!” exclaimed local resident, Bubba Jenkins, who witnessed the mayhem. “I was driving to work when suddenly, out of nowhere, this pig comes boaring down the highway, oinking and snorting like it owned the place!”
According to authorities, the pig, estimated to be around 50 pounds of pure, unadulterated piggery, has been evading capture for over an hour, leaving a trail of bewildered drivers and minor fender benders in its wake.
“It’s like this pig has a death wish!” declared S.C. Highway Patrol spokesperson, Lt. James “Hawk” Hawkins. “We’ve got troopers stationed every mile, trying to corral this critter, but it’s like it’s playing a game of ‘dodge the squad car’!”
As the pig continues to evade capture, motorists are being advised to exercise extreme caution when traveling through the area.
“We’re doing our best to contain the situation, but in the meantime, folks might want to consider taking the scenic route…or bringing some snacks for the pig,” quipped Hawkins.
Meanwhile, social media is abuzz with photos and videos of the errant swine, with #PigOnTheLoose trending on Twitter and memes popping up left and right.
When asked for comment, Governor Henry McMaster simply shook his head and muttered, “Only in South Carolina…”
