**BREAKING: Local Woman’s Garage Sale Find of Epic Proportions Shatters World Record for Most Selena Memorabilia in One Collection**
In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Jenny Lopez (no relation to Jennifer Lopez) of suburban San Antonio has been crowned the Guinness World Record holder for the largest collection of Selena memorabilia, with a mind-boggling 1,308 items.
The treasure trove, which Lopez discovered in her late grandmother’s attic, includes:
* 475 Selena t-shirts, many of which are still wrapped in plastic from the 90s
* 217 pairs of Selena’s iconic boots, including a pair signed by the Queen of Tejano music herself
* 147 Selena posters, one of which is allegedly a first edition print from her 1994 “Amor Prohibido” tour
* 85 Selena CDs, including several ultra-rare promo copies
* 42 Selena lunchboxes, still containing crumbs from 1990s snacks
* 12 Selena action figures, including a glow-in-the-dark version
* 1 Selena-themed toaster, which still works
“I had no idea my grandmother was such a huge fan,” Lopez said, still in shock. “I mean, I knew she loved Selena, but I had no idea she had collected so much stuff! I’m just glad I didn’t throw any of it away during the garage sale.”
The collection, which took Lopez and her team of professional organizers several days to catalog, is valued at a staggering $250,000. However, Lopez says she has no plans to sell – she’s too busy planning a Selena-themed museum in her backyard.
“I’m going to call it ‘Selena-palooza,'” Lopez said, beaming. “It’s going to be a shrine to the one and only Selena. I’ll have Selena-themed food, Selena-themed drinks, and even a Selena-themed bounce house. It’s going to be lit!”
Guinness World Records officials confirmed the record after a thorough audit of the collection. “We’re thrilled to recognize Jenny Lopez for her incredible collection of Selena memorabilia,” said a spokesperson. “This record is a testament to the enduring legacy of Selena and her impact on fans around the world.”
In related news, Selena’s estate has announced plans to release a new line of merchandise featuring the Queen of Tejano’s image. When asked for comment, Selena’s team simply smiled and said, “It’s about time.”
