**BREAKING: IDAHO WOMAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS LOTTERY FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS… AND THEN PROCEEDS TO SPEND ENTIRE WINNINGS ON TACO TUESDAYS**
Boise, ID – In a stunning turn of events that has left mathematicians and lottery officials scratching their heads, a lucky Idaho woman has won the lottery for the second time in just 10 short years.
According to sources, 42-year-old Karen Jenkins of Pocatello matched all six numbers in the Idaho Powerball drawing for a whopping $350 million jackpot. But what really has everyone talking is that this isn’t Jenkins’ first rodeo – she also won the lottery back in 2013, taking home a cool $25 million.
“I’m just a magnet for luck, I guess,” Jenkins said in a phone interview, still in shock. “I mean, what are the chances, right? I was just buying my usual Powerball ticket at the same convenience store I always go to, and then BAM! I matched all the numbers. I screamed so loud I think I scared the cat.”
As news of her win spread like wildfire, friends and family members gathered outside Jenkins’ home, chanting “Taco Tuesday! Taco Tuesday!” – a reference to Jenkins’ well-known love of, you guessed it, tacos.
When asked how she planned to spend her newfound fortune, Jenkins didn’t hesitate: “Well, first things first, I’m buying a taco truck. Not just any taco truck, mind you – a taco truck with a built-in piñata and a sign that says ‘Karen’s Tacos: Where the Meat is Always Loose’.”
Jenkins reportedly plans to use her winnings to live the life of her dreams, which apparently includes eating tacos for every meal and wearing matching sombreros with her cat, Mr. Whiskers.
The odds of winning the lottery twice? According to mathematicians, it’s roughly 1 in 1.2 quintillion (that’s 1.2 followed by 18 zeros). But hey, as Jenkins would say, “You can’t make this stuff up – unless you’re me, and you’re just really, really lucky!”
**UPDATE**: Jenkins has since announced plans to start a taco-themed amusement park, complete with a rollercoaster called the “Salsa Scream” and a funhouse mirror maze called “The Guacamole Gauntlet.” When asked if she’s worried about losing it all, Jenkins just laughed and said, “Hey, I’ve got 10 years of experience being a lottery winner – I’m basically a pro at this point.”
