**BREAKING: Equine Enrollments Cause Chaos in Hungarian Veterinary Program**
Budapest, Hungary – In a bizarre incident that has left students and faculty alike in stitches, two full-grown horses, named “Mr. Ed” and “Haystack,” have enrolled in the first-year veterinary program at the University of Veterinary Medicine in Budapest. The unexpected additions to the class have sent shockwaves throughout the academic community, with many wondering how exactly these equine newcomers plan to keep up with the rigorous demands of veterinary school.
According to eyewitnesses, Mr. Ed, a 17-hand Clydesdale, and Haystack, a 15-hand chestnut mare, calmly strolled into the lecture hall, sending students scrambling for cover as they made their way to the front of the room. The horses, sporting matching “I Veterinary School” t-shirts, appeared to be completely unfazed by the commotion they were causing.
“I was just trying to take notes, and suddenly there were two horses in front of me, taking up seats,” said first-year student, Szilvia Kovacs. “I mean, I love horses, but I didn’t realize they were allowed in veterinary school!”
The horses’ presence was met with a mix of amusement and confusion, with some students attempting to take selfies with their new equine classmates. However, not everyone was pleased with the unexpected additions.
“This is ridiculous!” exclaimed Dr. Agnes Szabo, a veterinary professor. “How are we supposed to teach anatomy with two horses in the room? It’s a safety hazard, not to mention a logistical nightmare!”
Despite the initial chaos, the horses seem to be adjusting well to their new surroundings. Mr. Ed was spotted enthusiastically participating in a discussion on equine digestive anatomy, while Haystack was seen diligently taking notes on the skeletal system.
When asked about their decision to pursue a veterinary degree, Mr. Ed neighed loudly and stamped his hoof, while Haystack simply whinnied and nuzzled a nearby bag of carrots.
The university administration has yet to comment on the situation, but rumors are circulating that the horses may have been inspired by a recent episode of “The Black Stallion” and have decided to pursue a career in veterinary medicine.
As one student quipped, “I guess you could say they’re ‘stable’ additions to the program!”
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, and don’t be surprised if you see more unexpected animals enrolling in veterinary school – after all, as the saying goes, “you can’t have too many horses in the stable!”
