**BREAKING: VIRGINIA WOMAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS LOTTERY JACKPOT… AGAIN!**
In a stunning turn of events that has left mathematicians scrambling to rewrite the textbooks, a Virginia woman has won not one, but TWO lottery jackpots – 40 years apart!
Margaret “Lucky” Jenkins, 75, of Richmond, Virginia, walked into her local convenience store on Tuesday morning to grab a cup of coffee and, as she often does, purchased a Powerball ticket on a whim. Little did she know, her life was about to take a dramatic turn… for the second time.
According to sources close to the lottery, Jenkins first won the jackpot in 1982, taking home a cool $1.2 million. She celebrated by buying a new Cadillac, a timeshare in Myrtle Beach, and a year’s supply of Jell-O.
Fast forward to 2023, and Jenkins’ luck has struck again! Her ticket matched all six numbers, securing her a whopping $750 million prize. Yes, you read that right – SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS!
“I just couldn’t believe it,” a beaming Jenkins exclaimed in an exclusive interview. “I thought I was going crazy! I mean, what’s the chance of winning TWICE? I’ve got to be the luckiest person alive!”
As news of her win spread like wildfire, friends and family members rushed to congratulate Jenkins, who has been nicknamed “The Lottery Queen of Virginia.”
When asked how she planned to spend her newfound fortune, Jenkins quipped, “Well, I’m buying an island! And a private jet! And a collection of diamond-encrusted toilet seats – just because!”
Local business owners are already rejoicing at the prospect of increased tourism, as fans and curiosity seekers flock to catch a glimpse of the twice-lucky Jenkins.
In related news, the Virginia Lottery Commission has announced plans to introduce a new game, “Lucky’s Lotto,” in honor of Jenkins’ incredible feat. When asked for comment, a commission spokesperson simply shook their head and muttered, “Only in Virginia…”
