**BREAKING: Local Man’s Eyes Turn into Golf Balls After 36-Hour Golf Marathon**
In a bizarre incident that has left medical professionals baffled, 32-year-old John Smith of New York City may have set a new Guinness World Record for playing golf for an astonishing 36 consecutive hours. But that’s not all – eyewitnesses claim that Smith’s dedication to the sport has taken a strange and terrifying turn.
According to sources, Smith teed off at 6am on Friday and didn’t stop until 6am on Sunday, racking up an impressive 187 holes of golf. But as the hours ticked by, Smith’s body began to undergo a strange transformation. His eyes, once a bright blue, have turned a piercing golf-ball-white and have taken on a life of their own.
“I was watching him play and I could swear his eyes were moving on their own,” said fellow golfer, Jane Doe. “They were rolling around like they were trying to get out of his head. It was creepy, but also kind of impressive.”
As Smith continued to play, his eyes reportedly began to bounce around like rubber balls, causing him to stumble and trip over his own feet. But still, he persevered, sinking putts and crushing drives with ease.
“I think he’s possessed or something,” said Smith’s caddie, Bob Johnson. “I’ve never seen anything like it. He’s like a golf-playing robot, but with eyeballs that are trying to escape.”
Guinness World Records officials are expected to arrive on the scene shortly to verify Smith’s record-breaking feat. If confirmed, Smith will be awarded the title of “Longest Consecutive Hours Spent Playing Golf” and will likely require a team of medical professionals to extract his eyeballs from their current state of golf-induced madness.
When asked for comment, Smith simply grinned and said, “I’m just trying to get my handicap down… and maybe get these eyeballs under control.”
**UPDATE:** Smith’s eyes have just started to glow in the dark. We’re told he’s now playing golf in the dark and is still crushing it. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!
