Month: September 2025
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That’s quite a story
That’s quite a story. It sounds like the husband had a pretty impressive prediction. I imagine it’s not every day you hear about someone accurately […]
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That sounds like quite an unexpected situation
That sounds like quite an unexpected situation. Spider monkeys are native to tropical regions and aren’t typically found in office buildings. Are you dealing with […]
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Local Residents Urged to Keep Eye Out for Missing Celebrity: East African Crowned Crane Goes AWOL In an astonishing turn of events that has captivated the hearts and minds of the Washington community, a local zoo has issued a clarion call to residents: be on the lookout for an East African crowned crane that has decided it was time to spread its wings—literally—and fly the coop
**Local Residents Urged to Keep Eye Out for Missing Celebrity: East African Crowned Crane Goes AWOL** In an astonishing turn of events that has captivated […]
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Two Alligators Freed from Pool Prison in Florida: Local Residents Left Bewildered In a heartwarming story coming out of Florida County, residents awoke with a collective gasp of surprise as two alligators were unceremoniously evicted from their newfound apartment complexes — the neighborhood swimming pools
**Two Alligators Freed from Pool Prison in Florida: Local Residents Left Bewildered** In a heartwarming story coming out of Florida County, residents awoke with a […]
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Local Bear Takes Spa Day Wrong, Ends Up Honey Glazed with Jelly Filler In a twist of fate that can only be described as “bear-y unfortunate,” a local bear from the Woodsy Pines area found himself in a sticky (and delicious) situation after indulging in a relaxing soak in a hot tub, followed by an unsanctioned doughnut binge that left him temporarily trapped
**Local Bear Takes Spa Day Wrong, Ends Up Honey Glazed with Jelly Filler** In a twist of fate that can only be described as “bear-y […]
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Local Heroes: A Daring Rescue of One Very Lucky Kitten from the Depths of Public Infrastructure In a breathtaking display of courage and commitment to taxpayer dollars, a California animal control officer, along with the devoted public works employees, put their lives on the line for an unnamed kitten trapped underground in a storm drain
**Local Heroes: A Daring Rescue of One Very Lucky Kitten from the Depths of Public Infrastructure** In a breathtaking display of courage and commitment to […]
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Tom Cruise’s Flaming Parachute Stunt: Another Feather in the Cap of Just-Okay Ideas In a dazzling display of common sense, Tom Cruise has once again reminded us all why he’s the reigning overlord of ridiculousness in Hollywood
**Tom Cruise’s Flaming Parachute Stunt: Another Feather in the Cap of Just-Okay Ideas** In a dazzling display of common sense, Tom Cruise has once again […]
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TSA Issues Groundbreaking Memo: Costco Membership Cards Nowhere Near Real ID In a shocking turn of events guaranteed to rattle the aviation world, the U
**TSA Issues Groundbreaking Memo: Costco Membership Cards Nowhere Near Real ID** In a shocking turn of events guaranteed to rattle the aviation world, the U.S. […]
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Peacock Panic: Colorado Golf Course Faces Feathered Menace In a turn of events that could only be described as a par for the course, a Colorado animal control officer was summoned to a local golf course this Tuesday to tackle a rather peculiar hazard on the fairway—a wayward peacock
**Peacock Panic: Colorado Golf Course Faces Feathered Menace** In a turn of events that could only be described as a par for the course, a […]