Month: July 2025
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DES MOINES, IOWA – In a holiday miracle that has left residents of Smalltown, Iowa, absolutely gobsmacked, local resident Agnes Pembly announced yesterday that she discovered a whopping $150,000 winning lottery ticket stuffed inside her Christmas stocking
DES MOINES, IOWA – In a holiday miracle that has left residents of Smalltown, Iowa, absolutely gobsmacked, local resident Agnes Pembly announced yesterday that she […]
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BREAKING: SWINE ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left authorities baffled and residents bewildered, a feisty pig has been wreaking havoc on the streets of rural Pennsylvania, leaving a trail of chaos and destruction in its wake
**BREAKING: SWINE ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities baffled and residents bewildered, a feisty pig has been wreaking havoc on […]
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BREAKING: DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH SEWER Cleveland, OH – In a jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, and utterly absurd turn of events, a romantic engagement photo shoot turned into a real-life rescue mission yesterday evening, leaving onlookers aghast and giggling uncontrollably
**BREAKING: DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH SEWER** Cleveland, OH – In a jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, and utterly absurd turn of events, a romantic engagement photo shoot turned […]
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BEARS UNLEASH FURY ON TRASH BINS IN WILD ANCHORAGE EXPERIMENT In a bizarre and hilarious display of scientific ingenuity, sanitation officials in Anchorage, Alaska, teamed up with the Alaska Zoo’s resident furry overlords to put the city’s bear-resistant trash bins to the ultimate test
**BEARS UNLEASH FURY ON TRASH BINS IN WILD ANCHORAGE EXPERIMENT** In a bizarre and hilarious display of scientific ingenuity, sanitation officials in Anchorage, Alaska, teamed […]
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BREAKING: BEAR NECESSITIES RESTORED! In a shocking turn of events that has left the scientific community abuzz, Bertram the brown bear has emerged from his cozy den at the Whimsy Woods Zoo in England, looking more fierce and fabulous than ever! After making history as the first bear to undergo brain surgery while hibernating, Bertram has awakened with a vengeance, ready to take on the world
**BREAKING: BEAR NECESSITIES RESTORED!** In a shocking turn of events that has left the scientific community abuzz, Bertram the brown bear has emerged from his […]
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GALACTIC LOVE ALERT: Vegas Chapel Offers Out-of-This-World ‘Star Wars’ Weddings for May 4 Las Vegas, NV – In a galaxy not so far away
**GALACTIC LOVE ALERT: Vegas Chapel Offers Out-of-This-World ‘Star Wars’ Weddings for May 4** Las Vegas, NV – In a galaxy not so far away… the […]
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GALACTIC LOVE ALERT: Vegas Chapel Offers Out-of-This-World ‘Star Wars’ Weddings for May 4 Las Vegas, NV – In a move that’s out of this galaxy, a Las Vegas wedding chapel is taking intergalactic romance to new heights by offering not one, but TWO over-the-top ‘Star Wars’-themed wedding packages on May 4 – aka Star Wars Day
**GALACTIC LOVE ALERT: Vegas Chapel Offers Out-of-This-World ‘Star Wars’ Weddings for May 4** Las Vegas, NV – In a move that’s out of this galaxy, […]
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URGENT – WILD BIRD ON THE LOOSE Lincolnshire, England – Authorities in Lincolnshire are urging residents to exercise caution and refrain from pursuing a loose emu that has been spotted roaming the countryside
**URGENT – WILD BIRD ON THE LOOSE** Lincolnshire, England – Authorities in Lincolnshire are urging residents to exercise caution and refrain from pursuing a loose […]
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MIRACLE IN THE DRAIN: Kitten Rescued from California Storm Drain A dramatic rescue unfolded in the San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles, California, yesterday evening, as a team of brave responders worked to save a stranded kitten trapped in a storm drain
**MIRACLE IN THE DRAIN: Kitten Rescued from California Storm Drain** A dramatic rescue unfolded in the San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles, California, yesterday […]
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MOOSE DELIVERS CALF OUTSIDE ALASKA HOSPITAL In a bizarre and unexpected turn of events, a moose wandered onto the grounds of a hospital in Anchorage, Alaska, and gave birth to a healthy calf
**MOOSE DELIVERS CALF OUTSIDE ALASKA HOSPITAL** In a bizarre and unexpected turn of events, a moose wandered onto the grounds of a hospital in Anchorage, […]
