**BREAKING: Capybara Chaos Erupts in the Big Easy as Triplet Terrors Take Over Audubon Nature Institute!**
New Orleans, LA – In a shocking turn of events, the Audubon Nature Institute has just unveiled its newest – and most adorable – residents: three miniature capybaras that are already wreaking havoc on the city.
The triplet terrors, born just last week, have taken the city by storm with their oversized ears, fluffy fur, and mischievous grins. Insiders claim that the babies are already plotting to take over the French Quarter, and locals are both thrilled and terrified.
“We’re not sure what we’ve gotten ourselves into,” said a quivering zookeeper. “These little bundles of joy are like tiny, furry supervillains. They’re already stealing hearts and snacks from unsuspecting tourists.”
The capybara triplets, who have been named “Gumbo,” “Jambalaya,” and “Beignet” (after the city’s famous dessert), are said to be growing at an alarming rate. They’ve already mastered the art of sneaking into enclosures and stealing food from their neighbors.
“It’s like they have a PhD in Cuteness,” said Dr. Jane Smith, lead capybara wrangler. “We’re not sure how much longer we can keep them contained. They may just take over the city before we know it.”
Visitors to the Audubon Nature Institute are advised to bring earplugs, as the capybara triplets are known to emit ear-piercing squeaks that can shatter glass.
In related news, the city’s rodent control services have issued a statement assuring residents that they are “on the case” and will do everything in their power to prevent the capybara triplets from taking over the city’s sewer system.
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