**DEER WREAKS HAVOC IN TENNESSEE GYM: UNLEASHES “DEER-astrophic” SMELL, LEAVES PATRONS GASPING FOR AIR**
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Tennessee scratching their heads, a rogue deer somehow managed to crash through the window of a local gym, causing chaos and destruction in its wake.
According to eyewitnesses, the deer, described as “a behemoth of a buck with antlers as wide as a Cadillac,” burst through the plate glass window of the “Sweat-O-Rama” gym in the wee hours of Tuesday morning, sending shards of glass flying everywhere.
“I was just getting ready to lift some heavy weights when suddenly, there was a loud crash and a deer was standing in the middle of the room, looking like it owned the place,” said gym-goer, Bubba Jenkins. “I mean, I’ve seen some weird stuff in my time at the gym, but this was something else. It was like something out of a cartoon!”
The deer, whose name has not been released, apparently spent a good two hours roaming the gym, knocking over exercise equipment and leaving a trail of destruction in its wake.
But the real kicker came when the deer made its way into the locker room, where it deposited a massive, stinky present on the floor.
“It was like a ticking time bomb of doom,” said gym manager, Karen Thompson. “I mean, I’ve smelled some pungent aromas in my time, but this was on a whole different level. It was like someone had poured a bottle of hot sauce directly into my nostrils.”
The smell was so overpowering that it caused several gym-goers to gag and stumble out of the locker room, desperate for fresh air.
“I thought I was going to pass out,” said gym patron, Jimmy Johnson. “I mean, I’ve smelled some bad things in my time, but this was like a punch to the face. I’m pretty sure I’m going to need therapy to get over this.”
The deer, which has been named “Stinky” by gym staff, was eventually coaxed out of the gym with a bucket of apples and a gentle whispering of soothing phrases.
As for the gym, it’s been closed temporarily while staff work to scrub away the lingering aroma of “Stinky’s” handiwork.
“We’re offering free air fresheners to all our patrons,” said Thompson. “And we’re considering installing deer-proof windows to prevent this kind of thing from happening again.”
In related news, the local animal control office has reported a surge in requests for “deer-smell removal services.”
