**BREAKING: PANIC SETS IN AS GIANT WHITE STREAK APPEARS IN LAS VEGAS SKY, IDENTIFIED AS SPACEX ROCKET ON A MISSION TO DELIVER PIZZA TO THE MOON**
Las Vegas, NV – In a bizarre incident that has left residents and tourists alike scratching their heads, a massive white streak appeared in the Las Vegas sky yesterday evening, sending shockwaves of excitement and confusion throughout the city.
Eyewitnesses described the streak, which was visible for over an hour, as a “giant, glowing snake” that seemed to be pulling a “trail of glitter” behind it.
“I was just walking down the Strip when I saw this…this…THING in the sky,” said local resident, Jane Doe. “I thought it was a sign from God, or maybe a giant, cosmic tampon. I wasn’t sure what to do, so I just stood there with my mouth hanging open like a fish.”
As the sighting sparked widespread panic, officials quickly took to social media to reassure the public that the streak was, in fact, a SpaceX rocket.
“It was a bit of a surprise, even for us,” said a spokesperson for SpaceX. “We’re not sure what happened, but it seems our rocket got a bit…enthusiastic with the fireworks display. We’re looking into it.”
According to sources, the rocket, which was launched from a nearby base, was on a mission to deliver a cargo of gourmet pizzas to the moon.
“We’re thrilled to be a part of this historic moment,” said a SpaceX engineer. “Who wouldn’t want to be the first person to eat pizza on the moon? It’s like, the ultimate space-food experience!”
As the city breathed a collective sigh of relief, many were left wondering if the streak was, in fact, a sign from the universe that it’s time to start taking pizza delivery orders from space.
**UPDATE:** In a bizarre twist, reports are emerging that a group of aliens, disguised as pizza delivery guys, were spotted in the area, asking for directions to the nearest Starbucks.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!
