BREAKING: Ben Curran, the Secret Twin Brother of England’s Cricket Sensations, Uncovered!
In a shocking move, Zimbabwe’s cricket selectors have called up Ben Curran, the long-lost twin brother of England’s cricket stars Sam and Tom Curran, for this month’s one-day series against Afghanistan. Sources close to the family confirm that Ben has been hiding in a remote village in Zimbabwe, where he has been perfecting his reverse swing and mastering the art of eating sadza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
According to insiders, Ben’s inclusion in the team is not just a coincidence. It’s been revealed that Zimbabwe’s coach has been searching for a player with a strong batting average, a penchant for partying, and a haircut that rivals Tom’s iconic mullet. And Ben, it seems, ticks all the boxes.
Ben, who has been described as “a chip off the old block, but with more dreadlocks,” is expected to bring a new level of excitement to the Zimbabwean team. His impressive stats, which include a batting average of 50,000 in village cricket and a record of 10 sixes in a row while playing with his mates at the local park, have selectors salivating at the prospect of him taking on the Afghan bowlers.
When asked about his selection, Ben said, “I’m chuffed to bits to be representing Zimbabwe! I’ve always felt a deep connection to the country, mainly because I’ve been living here for the past 5 years, and also because I’ve heard the food is amazing.”
The Curran brothers’ family tree has just gotten a whole lot more complicated, with rumors emerging that there’s a fourth brother, also playing cricket, but only on Tuesdays during leap years. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
