**BREAKING: Local Man’s Luck Changes in Most Dramatic Fashion Possible**
In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Bubba Jenkins of rural North Carolina has gone from being a regular Joe to a millionaire in the most unexpected way possible. It all started when Jenkins won a whopping $500 prize from a scratch-off ticket he bought on a whim at his local convenience store.
As he was celebrating his newfound wealth by treating himself to a celebratory Big Gulp and a Slim Jim, Jenkins received a call from the North Carolina Lottery Commission informing him that he had matched all six numbers on his ticket and had just won… **THE JACKPOT!**
But wait, it gets better. As Jenkins was basking in the glory of his newfound riches, he received a second call from the lottery commission, informing him that he had actually matched not one, not two, but **SEVEN** numbers on a separate ticket he had purchased months ago, which was somehow overlooked in the initial drawing.
“I was just sitting on my couch, eating Cheetos and watching Netflix, when suddenly I was like, ‘Wait a minute, am I dreaming?'” Jenkins exclaimed in an exclusive interview. “I mean, I was already rich, and then I found out I was RICHER! I had to call my buddy to come over and pinch me, and even he was like, ‘Dang, Bubba, you’re a millionaire… TWICE OVER!'”
According to sources, Jenkins’ total winnings now stand at a staggering **$1,000,000**, which he plans to use to buy a yacht, a private island, and a team of trained dolphins to do his bidding.
When asked what he plans to do with his newfound wealth, Jenkins quipped, “Well, I’m gonna buy a bunch of scratch-off tickets and see if I can win again. And then I’m gonna give some to my mom, because, you know, she’s the real MVP.”
The North Carolina Lottery Commission has announced that they will be conducting an investigation into the “unprecedented” series of events, but for now, Jenkins is just enjoying his moment in the sun.
**UPDATE:** Jenkins has just announced that he will be hosting a “Millionaire’s Bash” to celebrate his good fortune, which will feature a live performance by a mariachi band, a buffet of his favorite snacks, and a special appearance by a surprise celebrity guest (rumored to be a certain A-list actor with a penchant for fine suits and even finer dance moves). Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
