**BREAKING: MISCHIEVOUS MONKEY WREAKS HAVOC IN MEXICAN OFFICE BUILDING**
In a bizarre incident that has left authorities and office workers alike in stitches, a daring spider monkey somehow managed to sneak into a bustling office building in Mexico City and took over the break room.
Eyewitnesses claim the agile primate, estimated to be around 2 feet tall and sporting a mischievous grin, swung into the building through an open window on the 5th floor and made a beeline for the coffee machine.
“It was like it had a PhD in caffeine acquisition,” said Maria Rodriguez, a stunned office worker who witnessed the chaos. “It leapt onto the counter, started rummaging through the cupboards, and before we knew it, it was brewing its own coffee and making a mess of the entire room!”
The spider monkey, who has been dubbed “Café Carlos” by local media, reportedly helped itself to a stash of sugary snacks, sending packets of cookies and donuts flying in all directions.
“It was like a primate party in there!” exclaimed Juan Hernandez, a building security guard who was tasked with wrangling the wayward monkey. “I’ve never seen anything like it. It was like it had a plan to take over the world, one coffee cup at a time!”
Mexican authorities, including a team of bemused animal control officers, were called to the scene to coax Café Carlos out of its newfound domain.
After a series of daring acrobatic stunts, including a gravity-defying swing from the ceiling tiles, the cunning spider monkey was finally corralled into a specialized transport container and whisked away to a nearby wildlife sanctuary.
As the office workers breathed a collective sigh of relief, they couldn’t help but wonder: what inspired this caffeine-crazed capuchin to go on a coffee-fueled rampage?
“I think it just wanted a change of scenery,” quipped Rodriguez. “Who wouldn’t want to trade in their treehouse for a cubicle?”
The incident has sparked a lively debate about office safety and the potential risks of having caffeine-addicted monkeys on the loose.
In the meantime, Café Carlos is reportedly adjusting well to its new surroundings, and has even started a monkey-sized coffee club for its fellow primate friends.
**UPDATE:** The office building has since installed monkey-proof coffee machines and reinforced its windows with extra-secure screens. As for Café Carlos, it’s rumored to be plotting its next caffeine-fueled heist…
