**BREAKING: Aussie Duo Defies Gravity, Sanity with Record-Breaking Glider Stunt**
In a jaw-dropping display of aerial acrobatics and utter recklessness, Australian father-son duo, Bruce and Brody McKenzie, have successfully completed a mind-boggling 45 consecutive loops in a glider over the picturesque town of Wagga Wagga.
Eyewitnesses described the scene as “absolute pandemonium” as the dynamic duo soared through the skies, performing a dizzying array of twists and turns that left onlookers questioning their very mortality.
“I thought I was watching a real-life action movie, but then I realized it was just Bruce and Brody being their usual, utterly insane selves,” said local resident, Karen Jenkins. “I mean, who needs a rollercoaster when you’ve got these two flying around like lunatics?”
The McKenzie duo, who have been gliding together for years, claimed they were inspired by a dare from a friend and a desire to “see how many loops they could do before they threw up.”
“I just wanted to see if it was possible,” said Bruce, a grinning 52-year-old with a penchant for adventure. “And by ‘possible,’ I mean ‘certifiably crazy.'”
Brody, 19, added, “Dad’s always been a bit of a wild card, but I think I might’ve actually surpassed him in the craziness department. I’m pretty sure I saw my stomach drop into my toes about 20 loops in.”
The pair’s record-breaking feat was witnessed by a team of officials from the Fédération Aéronautique Internationale (FAI), who verified the achievement and promptly issued a stern warning about the dangers of excessive loop-the-looping.
“We’re thrilled to have witnessed this incredible achievement, but we also want to remind everyone that this is, in fact, utterly bonkers and not recommended,” said FAI spokesperson, Jane Smith. “Please, for the love of all things sane, do not attempt this at home. Or, you know, ever.”
The McKenzie duo, who plan to celebrate their achievement with a post-flight barbie and a stiff drink, have already set their sights on their next aerial adventure.
“50 loops, here we come!” exclaimed Bruce, as he and Brody high-fived and prepared for their next adrenaline-fueled escapade.
**UPDATE:** The McKenzie duo has just been spotted taking off again, this time with a reported 5-year-old in tow. We’re not sure if they’re trying to set a new record for “Most Consecutive Loops with a Child On Board” or simply trying to drive their insurance company to the brink of insanity. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!
