**HEADLINE:** “F-Bomb Feathered Friend Seeks Forever Home with Thick Skin and a Sense of Humor”
**SUBHEADLINE:** “Rough-around-the-edges parrot needs a special someone to appreciate her colorful personality and vocabulary”
[LOCATION], USA – A rescue organization is seeking a forever home for a parrot with a potty mouth that’s sure to crack up the right owner.
Meet [Parrot’s Name], a [age]-year-old [breed] parrot with a personality that’s as vibrant as her vocabulary. This feathered friend has a penchant for using, ahem, “creative” language that would make even the most seasoned sailor blush.
“She’s got a bit of a potty mouth, that’s for sure,” said [Rescue Organization Representative]. “But we love her for it. She’s a smart, social bird who just needs someone who can appreciate her unique personality and sense of humor.”
[Parrot’s Name] has been in the rescue system for [length of time] and is still waiting to find her forever home. Despite her, ahem, “colorful” vocabulary, she’s a sweet and affectionate bird who loves to cuddle and play.
“She’s a total goofball,” said [Rescue Organization Representative]. “She loves to play with toys, watch TV, and snuggle up on her favorite perch. She’s just a big ol’ softie at heart.”
However, [Parrot’s Name] does come with a warning label: she’s not suitable for families with young children or for owners who are easily offended. Her new home will need to have a thick skin and a sense of humor to appreciate her, ahem, “mature” sense of humor.
If you’re up for the challenge, [Parrot’s Name] could be the perfect companion for you. Here are some requirements for her forever home:
* Experienced bird owners only
* No young children or sensitive souls, please
* Owners with a sense of humor and a thick skin
* A spacious home with plenty of room for toys and playtime
If you’re ready to add a little excitement to your life, [Parrot’s Name] might be the bird for you. Contact [Rescue Organization] to learn more about this feisty feathered friend and to schedule a meet-and-greet.
**ADOPTION INFO:**
* Contact: [Rescue Organization]
* Phone: [phone number]
* Email: [email address]
* Website: [website URL]
**PHOTO:** [Insert photo of Parrot]
**VIDEO:** Watch [Parrot’s Name] in action: [insert video link]
Don’t miss out on the chance to bring this sassy bird into your life!
