### Düsseldorf Delights: Pizzeria Offers ‘High’ Dining Experience with Side of Cocaine!
In an unforeseen twist that could only happen in a movie – or, let’s be honest, an episode of a crime drama series – Düsseldorf’s local police have swept in to crack the code of a pizzeria doubling as a drug den. Apparently, this charming little establishment had a little “extra” on their menu when customers requested item number 40. Nothing quite like a slice of pepperoni topped with a side of illicit substance to elevate one’s evening plans!
According to police reports, this delightful pizzeria was known for its mouth-watering pizzas and, apparently, its equally appetizing side order of cocaine. Yes, because what pizza night lacks a bit of flair than the thrill of illegal substances? It seems the owners had mastered the art of gourmet catering with an unexpected twist that not even the most creative food blogs could have predicted.
Local authorities uncovered the operation after a diligent police officer, presumably on a serious culinary mission, decided to order the elusive item number 40. I mean, who wouldn’t want to try a pizza that comes with an extra “kick?” Officers reported that upon receiving their order, any lingering doubts of the pizzeria being a mere culinary establishment evaporated with the discovery of 1.3 kilograms of cocaine neatly tucked alongside several pepperoni pizzas. Now that’s what we call a full-course meal!
As one can imagine, this new pizza innovation has left a lasting impression on the residents of Düsseldorf. “Who needs a pinch of Parmesan when you can sprinkle a little powder on top?” one enthusiastic customer mused. “Finally, our Friday night pizza parties can have that touch of excitement we’ve all been longing for!” Because really, what could be more enjoyable than munching on your favorite pizza while experiencing a euphoric high? Who knew that the secret sauce was really powdered?
In true German fashion, law enforcement stepped up to the plate, leading to the arrest of the owners and several employees. The police didn’t miss a beat when they seized not only the drugs but also the remaining pizzas, ensuring that no one could mistakenly order a “high” pizza again. How terribly considerate of them! Naturally, Düsseldorf residents must not be troubled by the contribution of illicit cuisine to their gastronomical repertoire.
The local government took swift action, and the pizzeria has since been closed, leaving behind a legacy of subpar culinary choices and a disheartened customer base. In the wake of this scandal, it begs the question: Where can one go from here for a good old-fashioned cheese pizza without the unexpected drug enhancement?
For the record, it seems that with such avant-garde dining experiences popping up, pizzerias with “alternate menu options” might soon become a trend. So, if you find yourself in Düsseldorf and you hear whispers of a restaurant serving “baked goods” alongside their pies, best ask for the ingredients first. You never know when your dining experience might come with a complimentary luxury item. Just remember, not all high-ends are tasty.
