# New Zealand’s Bird of the Year Winner: Because We Definitely needed a New Excuse for Costumes and Craft Beer
In an unprecedented display of serious ornithological prowess, New Zealand once again threw its hat into the ring of avian absurdity by crowning the golden-eyed, endangered penguin as its Bird of the Year. The honor was not bestowed lightly, obviously requiring rigorous rounds of competitions that included elaborate costumes, artisanal craft beer tastings, and a sprinkle of wisdom from renowned primatologist Dr. Jane Goodall. Truly, what better way to celebrate critically endangered wildlife than with a theme party and some local brews?
The golden-eyed penguin, known for flaunting its striking visage and fragile existence, beat out a gaggle of other contenders—some might say through sheer charisma and social media savvy that would make any influencer blush. We assume the other birds were deeply moved by the captivating sight of grown adults prancing about in penguin-themed apparel, sipping on $12 lagers, while an esteemed scientist chimed in with sage advice that could probably be summarized in a well-placed tweet.
“It’s important to bring awareness to endangered species,” said Jane Goodall, who clearly signed on for the event thinking it was about raising consciousness, not promoting what seems like a frat party for fowl almost extinct. “After all, it’s not every day we get to celebrate the cognitive abilities of birds while donning feather-covered outfits. Truly revolutionary!”
The event, now an annual tradition thanks to its apparent success in viewers’ hearts and Instagram feeds, saw thousands flock to places like bars and park benches to vote for their favorites. Alas, the other birds—like the proud kiwis and the resplendent kakapos—were overshadowed by a penguin wearing a costume that would make a Disney character proud. Who wouldn’t be charmed by a fuzzy yellow beak? The options clearly ranged from “Hey, we love penguins” to “I guess the others shouldn’t even show up next year.”
The golden-eyed penguin took home a shiny trophy, which is absolutely fantastic since it doesn’t need any more help with its self-esteem issues. It’s not like being named Bird of the Year can mitigate the real concerns of habitat loss and climate change. No, let’s dress it in sequins and douse it in glitter!
Participants in the costume extravaganza, who probably consider themselves fierce defenders of wildlife, were also rewarded for their imaginative creations. “I made an ‘Underwater Disco’ themed costume!” gushed one enthusiastic contestant, “because, you know, it raises awareness for penguins that can’t find their footing on land.” Genius! Now that’s conservation in action!
Local breweries eagerly capitalized on this ridiculous spectacle, launching even more craft beers with names like “Penguin Punch” and “Ice Cap Meltdown.” It’s remarkable how beer consumption can help unite communities in the name of preserving near-extinct species. Nothing says “environmental commitment” like getting tipsy over a round of ales named after a bird on the brink of disappearing from existence.
In conclusion, this year’s Bird of the Year has proven that when it comes to wildlife conservation, all it takes is an elaborate party, some good drinks, and influencers in costumes. Congratulations to New Zealand for crafting another feather in their already colorfully oblivious cap. Here’s to the golden-eyed penguin—may it continue to thrive, one beer at a time!
