Yellow boa constrictor found wandering in Kentucky neighborhood: locals shocked and surprised!
In what can only be described as a heart-stopping moment for the residents of a Kentucky neighborhood, a yellow boa constrictor was spotted slithering its way through the streets. The resident’s were flummoxed by how the exotic animal found its way into their small town.
One can only imagine the sheer panic that ensued as the locals looked out their windows and saw a thick, yellow snake casually making its way down the street. For some, it might have been a welcome sight, a chance to connect with nature and marvel at the beauty of such a creature. For others, it was undoubtedly a heart attack waiting to happen.
One resident of the neighborhood who wished to remain anonymous had this to say: “I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw it. It was like something out of a horror movie. I mean, who brings a freaking boa constrictor to Kentucky? It’s not like we have a shortage of snakes here already.”
Another resident who was less than thrilled about the discovery had this to say: “I was beyond frightened. I thought for sure we were under attack by some crazy zoo animal or something. The last thing I wanted was to be featured on the news because I was strangled to death by a yellow snake. No thank you!”
The snake, who apparently has yet to receive a formal name, was captured by local police, who quickly started to investigate how exactly the animal made its way into town. Rumors have circulated that the snake was possibly someone’s exotic pet that had escaped captivity, which begs the question: who the hell buys a yellow boa constrictor as a pet?
It’s a mystery that may never be solved, but the town residents can rest easy now knowing that the yellow snake has been detained and will be dealt with appropriately. After all, we wouldn’t want another loose exotic animal to cause pandemonium in this peaceful Kentucky town.
In conclusion, let this be a lesson to all exotic pet owners out there: if you can’t keep track of your pet snake, perhaps it’s best that you don’t get one. Just a thought. And for all those residents of the Kentucky neighborhood, don’t fret, the next time you hear a snake slithering in the grass, it’s probably just one of the many that already reside in your neck of the woods.
