Texas Man Makes Bold Move To Apply For Difficult Presidency Role By Changing His Name
In a world where political campaigns are all about showcasing oneself as perfect and infallible, a Texas man has taken a unique approach to getting a job. The man in question, formerly known as Ernest Jones, has legally changed his name to Literally Anybody Else. The purpose behind this move, you ask? Well, to apply for the job of President of the United States.
As it turns out, Jones (sorry – we mean, Literally Anybody Else) is one of those people who are convinced that they can do a better job than the current President. And what better way to prove it than by applying for the job itself? We are not sure how anyone came up with this game plan, but we must admit that it’s pretty gutsy.
According to sources close to Literally Anybody Else, he had long given up on politics. He believed that the system was too corrupt, and no matter how hard good people tried, they would never be able to make a difference. We can see where he’s coming from – the current political scene is rife with examples of corruption, lies, and finger-pointing. However, we were not prepared for the level of creativity that Jones brings to the table.
The process of changing his name was no easy feat, but Jones remained determined. Apparently, he had to fill out a ton of paperwork, pay a hefty fee, and explain to multiple officials why he was doing it. We want to know if he came up with any other potential names, but that information remains unknown.
Now, we realize that there are certain requirements for anyone looking to apply for the job of President. These include being a natural-born citizen of the United States, a minimum age of 35, and having lived in the country for at least 14 years. Even with the name change, we are not sure whether Jones/Literally Anybody Else meets these criteria. However, we admire his dedication to doing whatever it takes to make his dream come true.
When our reporters asked for a statement from Literally Anybody Else on his big move, he had the following to say: “I may not have any experience in politics, but neither did a lot of people who’ve held the job. Besides, I feel like the name change will appeal to the masses – everyone wants someone else to be in charge, right?”
We are not sure whether this is the wildest political move we’ve ever seen, but it’s definitely up there. Will it work? Only time will tell. Whether Literally Anybody Else will become the next President of the United States is yet to be seen, but we hope he at least made a good impression during his job application.
We’re still unsure how much of this story is fact, and how much of it is fiction. But hey, in the current political climate, anything is possible. If Literally Anybody Else manages to pull this off, history books will be written in his name. And if not, well, we’re sure he’ll find another creative way to showcase his skills.
