Residents of a quiet village in [insert country here] have been losing sleep over a recent infestation of noisy feral chickens. These feathery friends have taken over the village streets and don’t seem to have any intention of leaving, much to the chagrin of local residents.
According to eyewitnesses, the chickens can be seen trotting around the village, clucking and squawking at all hours of the day and night. They’ve even started ruffling some feathers by getting into trash cans and leaving a mess behind.
In a desperate attempt to restore peace and quiet to the village, local officials attempted to capture the chickens and relocate them to a more appropriate location. However, it seems these free-range birds are not keen on being cooped up. They’ve managed to escape from their new home and have come back to cluck up a storm in the village once again.
One resident, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “I used to love waking up to the sound of birds chirping in the morning, but now all I hear is the sound of chickens squawking non-stop! It’s like living next to a barnyard.”
And it’s not just the noise that’s the issue. Some village residents have reported coming across the chickens on their property, leaving behind deposits of, well, let’s just say it’s not pleasant.
The local community has been split on how to deal with this feathered menace. While
