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Saskatchewan Police Crack Down on Non-Emergency 911 Calls In an effort to reduce unnecessary strain on emergency services, the Saskatchewan Police have released a list of the top ten reasons not to call 911, based on real incidents from 2024

Swiss Man Takes Winter Sports to the Next Level, Creates New World Record: Being Buried Alive in Snow! In a truly groundbreaking display of logic and sportsmanship, a Swiss man decided that the best way to spend a perfectly good winter day was to voluntarily bury himself in snow for two whole hours

Local Woman Wins Lottery After Shockingly Predicting the Obvious

In a tale that could only be described as utterly groundbreaking, a woman from North Carolina has demonstrated an uncanny ability to harness the power of sheer optimism and common sense by predicting her own lottery win—just moments before she scratched off a winning ticket worth a whopping $200,000

Local Woman Wins Lottery After Shockingly Predicting the Obvious In a tale that could only be described as utterly groundbreaking, a woman from North Carolina has demonstrated an uncanny ability to harness the power of sheer optimism and common sense by predicting her own lottery win—just moments before she scratched off a winning ticket worth a whopping $200,000

North Carolina Woman’s Lucky Prediction: $200,000 Scratch-Off Win

In a remarkable turn of events, a North Carolina woman has won a $200,000 prize from a scratch-off ticket, just days after expressing her optimism about her future luck

North Carolina Woman’s Lucky Prediction: $200,000 Scratch-Off Win In a remarkable turn of events, a North Carolina woman has won a $200,000 prize from a scratch-off ticket, just days after expressing her optimism about her future luck

Surge in Accidental Eye Glue Incidents Prompts Warning from Colorado Hospital

Denver, CO – A growing number of cases involving individuals mistakenly using glue as eye drops has prompted a Colorado hospital system to issue a public warning

Surge in Accidental Eye Glue Incidents Prompts Warning from Colorado Hospital Denver, CO – A growing number of cases involving individuals mistakenly using glue as eye drops has prompted a Colorado hospital system to issue a public warning

Nevada Man Claims Seven Seized Tigers Were Just His ‘Emotional Support Squad’

Las Vegas, NV—In what can only be described as an extraordinary twist in the world of pet ownership, a Nevada man has come forward to assert that the seven tigers confiscated from his home were not dangerous wild animals, but rather emotional support companions thrown into his life by the universe

Nevada Man Claims Seven Seized Tigers Were Just His ‘Emotional Support Squad’ Las Vegas, NV—In what can only be described as an extraordinary twist in the world of pet ownership, a Nevada man has come forward to assert that the seven tigers confiscated from his home were not dangerous wild animals, but rather emotional support companions thrown into his life by the universe

Local Man Seeks to Break World Record for Most Time Spent in a Bubble: Ocean Edition

In a stunning move that has left marine biologists scratching their heads and perhaps a little jealous, a 59-year-old German man, known only as Klaus, has begun his quest to shatter the Guinness World Record for the longest time spent living in an underwater fixed habitat

Local Man Seeks to Break World Record for Most Time Spent in a Bubble: Ocean Edition In a stunning move that has left marine biologists scratching their heads and perhaps a little jealous, a 59-year-old German man, known only as Klaus, has begun his quest to shatter the Guinness World Record for the longest time spent living in an underwater fixed habitat

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Residents of New Jersey were reportedly left “shaken” (pun intended) after a rare 4

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date April 7, 2024
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Residents of New Jersey were reportedly left “shaken” (pun intended) after a rare 4.8 magnitude earthquake hit the eastern state on Wednesday, August 18th. Though […]

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In a shocking turn of events, police officials have launched an investigation into a fire that broke out at Senator Bernie Sanders’ office in Vermont

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  • Post Date April 7, 2024

In a shocking turn of events, police officials have launched an investigation into a fire that broke out at Senator Bernie Sanders’ office in Vermont. […]

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Get ready to cover your ears, people! The cicadas are coming, and they’re bringing their signature buzz with them

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date April 7, 2024
Estimated read time 3 min read

Get ready to cover your ears, people! The cicadas are coming, and they’re bringing their signature buzz with them. Trillions of the noisy insects are […]

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Manhattan, NY – The world is full of mysteries; one of which is the secret to long life

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  • Post Date April 6, 2024
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Manhattan, NY – The world is full of mysteries; one of which is the secret to long life. While the answer may elude most of […]

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“Chaos in the Mall: Huskies on the Loose!” A pack of 100 huskies created quite a scene when they escaped from a dog cafe and ran through a shopping mall in China

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  • Post Date April 5, 2024
Estimated read time 3 min read

“Chaos in the Mall: Huskies on the Loose!” A pack of 100 huskies created quite a scene when they escaped from a dog cafe and […]

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In a stunning revelation, it has been announced that a British man, who has seen both World War I and World War II, has been crowned as the world’s oldest living man

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  • Post Date April 5, 2024

In a stunning revelation, it has been announced that a British man, who has seen both World War I and World War II, has been […]

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Lucky Lyft Driver Wins Big with Small Tip In a turn of events that could only happen in a feel-good Hollywood movie, a Lyft driver’s small but generous tip led to a life-changing lottery win

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  • Post Date April 5, 2024
Estimated read time 3 min read

Lucky Lyft Driver Wins Big with Small Tip In a turn of events that could only happen in a feel-good Hollywood movie, a Lyft driver’s […]

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Huskies Take Over Chinese Mall in Epic Escape from Pet Cafe In what can only be described as canine chaos, over 100 huskies made a break for it from a

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  • Post Date April 5, 2024

Huskies Take Over Chinese Mall in Epic Escape from Pet Cafe In what can only be described as canine chaos, over 100 huskies made a […]

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“Miracle Reunites Dog with Family: Experts Mystified By How Lost Pooch Traveled 2,000 Miles on its Own!” Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, and this story is no exception

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  • Post Date April 5, 2024
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“Miracle Reunites Dog with Family: Experts Mystified By How Lost Pooch Traveled 2,000 Miles on its Own!” Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, and this […]

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Michigan Man Accused of Accidentally Hunting Endangered Species In a shocking turn of events, a Michigan hunter may be facing legal repercussions after

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  • Post Date April 5, 2024
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Michigan Man Accused of Accidentally Hunting Endangered Species In a shocking turn of events, a Michigan hunter may be facing legal repercussions after

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