Month: October 2024
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Former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried has been given a rather lengthy prison sentence of 25 years for, get this, committing fraud! Shocking, right? Who would have thought that a Wall Street executive might be involved in some shady dealings? Bankman-Fried was once hailed as a hero of the crypto world, but it seems that his heroics were nothing more than smoke and mirrors
Former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried has been given a rather lengthy prison sentence of 25 years for, get this, committing fraud! Shocking, right? Who would […]
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“Desperate News: Picnic Lovers Left Numb as Casa Grande Ruins National Monument Shuts Down During Picnic Season” An unexpected news has saddened picnic enthusiast nation-wide as Casa Grande Ruins National Monument, a loved picnic spot, has shut down its picnic area until May
“Desperate News: Picnic Lovers Left Numb as Casa Grande Ruins National Monument Shuts Down During Picnic Season” An unexpected news has saddened picnic enthusiast nation-wide […]
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Washington D.C. Lottery officials announced yesterday that the drawing for their latest jackpot had left them completely baffled. According to reports, the numbers 9-9-9-9 had […]
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In an unexpected turn of events, the English police have successfully apprehended a mischievous turkey that was causing chaos on the streets
In an unexpected turn of events, the English police have successfully apprehended a mischievous turkey that was causing chaos on the streets. The turkey, affectionately […]
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Florida Pet Makes History as First Raccoon to win Prestigious Cadbury Bunny Contest In a move that has raised a few eyebrows and left many pet owners scratching their heads, the Cadbury Bunny Contest has officially named a Florida raccoon as their newest spokesperson
Florida Pet Makes History as First Raccoon to win Prestigious Cadbury Bunny Contest In a move that has raised a few eyebrows and left many […]
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Police Department Told to Cease Lego Head Coverups in Social Media Posts In a shocking turn of events, the Southern California Police Department has been forced to stop using Lego heads to obscure the identities of suspects in photos posted on social media
Police Department Told to Cease Lego Head Coverups in Social Media Posts In a shocking turn of events, the Southern California Police Department has been […]
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In a shocking turn of events, an alligator that was relocated from the former Coca-Cola plant has been put on a weight-loss diet
In a shocking turn of events, an alligator that was relocated from the former Coca-Cola plant has been put on a weight-loss diet. The alligator, […]
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Man Wins $1 Million Lottery Prize by Accident While Buying a Hot Dog at Convenience Store In a case of fortuitous events, a man from North Carolina, whose identity was not disclosed, stumbled upon a life-changing opportunity while on a hot dog run
Man Wins $1 Million Lottery Prize by Accident While Buying a Hot Dog at Convenience Store In a case of fortuitous events, a man from […]
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Residents of Texas were sent into a frenzy last night as what they believed to be a UFO was spotted hovering over the Lone Star state
Residents of Texas were sent into a frenzy last night as what they believed to be a UFO was spotted hovering over the Lone Star […]
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Snake Catcher Responds to Lovers’ Quarrel Outside Home In what could be considered a scene straight out of the movie “Fifty Shades of Grey,” a pair of venomous serpents were discovered getting it on outside a suburban home in Australia
Snake Catcher Responds to Lovers’ Quarrel Outside Home In what could be considered a scene straight out of the movie “Fifty Shades of Grey,” a […]
