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BREAKING: Dino-Mite Disaster in Calgary as City’s Record-Breaking Attempt Goes Prehistoric CALGARY, ALBERTA – In a bizarre incident that has left officials scratching their heads and attendees roaring with laughter, the city of Calgary’s attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people dressed as dinosaurs was spectacularly derailed yesterday when the turnout proved to be a T-Rex-sized problem

BREAKING: FLEECY MENACE ON THE LOOSE!

Milwaukee, WI – In a bizarre incident that has left animal control officers baffled, a gigantic sheep on the lam was finally corralled after a thrilling chase through the streets of Milwaukee

BREAKING: FLEECY MENACE ON THE LOOSE! Milwaukee, WI – In a bizarre incident that has left animal control officers baffled, a gigantic sheep on the lam was finally corralled after a thrilling chase through the streets of Milwaukee

BREAKING: Drone-gate Hits Jersey Shore, Lawmaker Claims Aliens are Behind Mysterious Flying Objects

In a bizarre turn of events, a New Jersey lawmaker from the Jersey Shore has come forward with a shocking claim that the mysterious drones spotted in the area are not just any ordinary flying devices – but are, in fact, extraterrestrial in origin

BREAKING: Drone-gate Hits Jersey Shore, Lawmaker Claims Aliens are Behind Mysterious Flying Objects In a bizarre turn of events, a New Jersey lawmaker from the Jersey Shore has come forward with a shocking claim that the mysterious drones spotted in the area are not just any ordinary flying devices – but are, in fact, extraterrestrial in origin

BREAKING: Deer Goes Wild at Local Nail Salon, Gets Stuck in Bathroom

In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Missouri scratching their heads, a deer somehow managed to get itself stuck in a bathroom at a local nail salon on Tuesday afternoon

BREAKING: Deer Goes Wild at Local Nail Salon, Gets Stuck in Bathroom In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Missouri scratching their heads, a deer somehow managed to get itself stuck in a bathroom at a local nail salon on Tuesday afternoon

BREAKING: RACCOON WREAKS HAVOC AT MILE HIGH STADIUM, BRONCOS FANS LEFT SHAKEN (NOT STIRRED)

Denver, CO – In a bizarre incident that has left fans and officials alike scratching their heads, a mischievous raccoon somehow managed to sneak into Mile High Stadium during yesterday’s Denver Broncos game, causing absolute pandemonium in the stands

BREAKING: RACCOON WREAKS HAVOC AT MILE HIGH STADIUM, BRONCOS FANS LEFT SHAKEN (NOT STIRRED) Denver, CO – In a bizarre incident that has left fans and officials alike scratching their heads, a mischievous raccoon somehow managed to sneak into Mile High Stadium during yesterday’s Denver Broncos game, causing absolute pandemonium in the stands

BREAKING: Rogue Elephant Wreaks Havoc on Montana Roads, Brings Traffic to a Standstill

Butte, MT – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Butte scratching their heads, a marauding elephant escaped from a traveling circus and went on a wild joyride through the city’s streets, causing chaos and pandemonium wherever it went

BREAKING: Rogue Elephant Wreaks Havoc on Montana Roads, Brings Traffic to a Standstill Butte, MT – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Butte scratching their heads, a marauding elephant escaped from a traveling circus and went on a wild joyride through the city’s streets, causing chaos and pandemonium wherever it went

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  • BREAKING: Drone-gate Hits Jersey Shore, Lawmaker Claims Aliens are Behind Mysterious Flying Objects In a bizarre turn of events, a New Jersey lawmaker from the Jersey Shore has come forward with a shocking claim that the mysterious drones spotted in the area are not just any ordinary flying devices – but are, in fact, extraterrestrial in origin
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BREAKING: Dino-Mite Disaster in Calgary as City’s Record-Breaking Attempt Goes Prehistoric CALGARY, ALBERTA – In a bizarre incident that has left officials scratching their heads and attendees roaring with laughter, the city of Calgary’s attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people dressed as dinosaurs was spectacularly derailed yesterday when the turnout proved to be a T-Rex-sized problem

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Poor Dirt Richard
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BREAKING: FLEECY MENACE ON THE LOOSE! Milwaukee, WI – In a bizarre incident that has left animal control officers baffled, a gigantic sheep on the lam was finally corralled after a thrilling chase through the streets of Milwaukee

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Poor Dirt Richard
BREAKING: Drone-gate Hits Jersey Shore, Lawmaker Claims Aliens are Behind Mysterious Flying Objects

In a bizarre turn of events, a New Jersey lawmaker from the Jersey Shore has come forward with a shocking claim that the mysterious drones spotted in the area are not just any ordinary flying devices – but are, in fact, extraterrestrial in origin
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BREAKING: Drone-gate Hits Jersey Shore, Lawmaker Claims Aliens are Behind Mysterious Flying Objects In a bizarre turn of events, a New Jersey lawmaker from the Jersey Shore has come forward with a shocking claim that the mysterious drones spotted in the area are not just any ordinary flying devices – but are, in fact, extraterrestrial in origin

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Poor Dirt Richard
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In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Missouri scratching their heads, a deer somehow managed to get itself stuck in a bathroom at a local nail salon on Tuesday afternoon
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BREAKING: Deer Goes Wild at Local Nail Salon, Gets Stuck in Bathroom In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Missouri scratching their heads, a deer somehow managed to get itself stuck in a bathroom at a local nail salon on Tuesday afternoon

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Poor Dirt Richard
BREAKING: RACCOON WREAKS HAVOC AT MILE HIGH STADIUM, BRONCOS FANS LEFT SHAKEN (NOT STIRRED)

Denver, CO – In a bizarre incident that has left fans and officials alike scratching their heads, a mischievous raccoon somehow managed to sneak into Mile High Stadium during yesterday’s Denver Broncos game, causing absolute pandemonium in the stands
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BREAKING: RACCOON WREAKS HAVOC AT MILE HIGH STADIUM, BRONCOS FANS LEFT SHAKEN (NOT STIRRED) Denver, CO – In a bizarre incident that has left fans and officials alike scratching their heads, a mischievous raccoon somehow managed to sneak into Mile High Stadium during yesterday’s Denver Broncos game, causing absolute pandemonium in the stands

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Poor Dirt Richard
BREAKING: Rogue Elephant Wreaks Havoc on Montana Roads, Brings Traffic to a Standstill

Butte, MT – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Butte scratching their heads, a marauding elephant escaped from a traveling circus and went on a wild joyride through the city’s streets, causing chaos and pandemonium wherever it went
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BREAKING: Rogue Elephant Wreaks Havoc on Montana Roads, Brings Traffic to a Standstill Butte, MT – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Butte scratching their heads, a marauding elephant escaped from a traveling circus and went on a wild joyride through the city’s streets, causing chaos and pandemonium wherever it went

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