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Milk Mania Strikes Massachusetts: Highway Drenched in 10,000 Gallon Spill In a shocking and utterly unexpected turn of events, a truck carrying 10,000 gallons of milk crashed on a Massachusetts highway, unleashing a river of the white, creamy liquid

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Milk Mania Strikes Massachusetts: Highway Drenched in 10,000 Gallon Spill In a shocking and utterly unexpected turn of events, a truck carrying 10,000 gallons of […]

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“Champion the Raccoon Returns Home: Scores of Residents Rejoice!” Residents of a small town in England can finally breathe a collective sigh of relief as Champion, the infamous raccoon on the loose, has finally been captured and returned to his farm

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“Champion the Raccoon Returns Home: Scores of Residents Rejoice!” Residents of a small town in England can finally breathe a collective sigh of relief as […]

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Zoo Animals Finally Embrace Capitalism, Devour Loose Change In a shocking turn of events, the Nebraska zoo announced that its aging white alligator has undergone surgery to remove $7 worth of loose change from its stomach

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Zoo Animals Finally Embrace Capitalism, Devour Loose Change In a shocking turn of events, the Nebraska zoo announced that its aging white alligator has undergone […]