Florida Woman’s Chocolate Stolen Out of Her Car by a Surprise Guest
A bear was spotted breaking into a woman’s car, but this wasn’t any ordinary carjacking. The animal was apparently on a mission to acquire some sweet treats.
The woman, who wishes to remain anonymous for safety reasons, reported that she left her car unlocked in her driveway and went inside to grab her purse.
“It was just a quick trip inside, I didn’t think anything of it,” she stated. “But when I came back outside, my car door was wide open and chocolates were scattered all over my front yard.”
At first, the woman thought that her neighbors had played a prank on her. But when she looked at her security camera footage, she saw the culprit – a black bear.
The bear broke into the car completely on its own and made a beeline for the woman’s stash of chocolates. The woman was understandably shocked. Who knew that bears were so good at hot-wiring cars?
In an exclusive interview, the bear stated that it was just looking for a little bit of sweetness in its life.
“I’ve been eating berries and garbage for weeks, and I just needed a little bit of luxury,” the bear said. “Plus, I saw that there were chocolates just sitting there, and who could resist that?”
The bear also admitted that it didn’t have any remorse for breaking into the woman’s car and stealing her chocolate. “I’m a bear!” the bear exclaimed with a shrug. “I don’t have a conscience. I do what I want.”
After the ordeal, the woman reported it to her local wildlife officials, who have responded and expressed concern over the bear’s behavior. They’re worried that it may seek out more candy-filled cars or even homes next.
In a statement, the wildlife officials reminded the public to keep their cars and homes secure and to properly dispose of any potential attractants.
The woman has since purchased a security system and now double-checks to see if her car is locked at all times. She has also decided to switch her snack habits and is now eating fruit instead of chocolates.
As for the bear, it was last seen swaggering around town with a grin on its face and chocolate all over its paws.
In conclusion, this was a strange turn of events for everyone involved. The woman lost her chocolates, the bear found a new craving for luxury, and the whole neighborhood is now on bear alert. It’s safe to say that nobody regrets not living in Florida more right now than the woman whose precious chocolates were stolen.
