After six long months of terrorizing the residents of Pittsburgh, an alligator was finally captured by the Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission on Tuesday. The 5-foot-long reptile had been on the loose since May, and it’s a wonder that no one had been eaten alive by the beast.
The alligator, fondly nicknamed “Snappy” by its captors, was found in a city park near the Allegheny River. The Fish and Boat Commission had received multiple sightings of the alligator, but it had always managed to elude capture. One can only imagine the wild adventures Snappy had while living the high life in the city.
Upon finding the alligator, the Fish and Boat Commission used a net to capture it. The alligator initially resisted, but it quickly realized it was no match for the skilled professionals. The sound of its tiny alligator tears could be heard echoing through the park as it was placed into a box, ready to be transported to a sanctuary in southeastern Pennsylvania.
Residents of Pittsburgh are understandably relieved that Snappy has finally been captured. No longer do they have to fear walking their dogs or taking their children to the park without the possibility of being eaten alive. In a recent survey, 99 percent of Pittsburgh residents agreed that they were glad the alligator was captured, but the other one percent is most likely just in denial about how terrible the situation was.
The Fish and Boat Commission has warned residents that they should not keep exotic pets, such as alligators, in their homes or release them into the wild. This may seem obvious, but apparently it needs to be said considering the wild success of Snappy’s daring escape. The alligator had probably grown bored of living in someone’s bathtub or swimming pool and decided to take it to the streets. It’s not every day an alligator gets to feel what it’s like to be a true city slicker.
The sanctuary Snappy has been taken to is a natural home for alligators, so it should feel right at home. The alligator will receive proper care and a balanced diet of rodents and fish, ensuring a long and healthy life. It’s a shame that Snappy will not be able to continue its wild city adventures, but we can all rest easy knowing it will no longer be a threat to our safety.
In conclusion, we should all take a moment to thank the Fish and Boat Commission for their tireless efforts in capturing Snappy. They are the true heroes in this story, risking life and limb to take down the beast. Also, let’s all learn a lesson from this and not keep dangerous reptiles as pets in our homes. It’s not just a danger to us, but to the animals as well. Goodnight and stay safe, Pittsburgh.
