Local drinking establishment, The Tipsy Monkey, has set their sights on achieving the impossible by attempting to break a world record with their latest cocktail menu item: a 100-cocktail flight.
Dubbed the “Mount Everest of Drinking Challenges,” the cocktail flight includes drinks ranging from the classic Margarita to the experimental “Drunk Unicorn,” which reportedly involves a mix of tequila, vodka, gin, rum, and all confiscated airport liquids.
The Tipsy Monkey owner, Barney Mcbooze, expressed his excitement for the ambitious undertaking, saying, “We thought, why stop at a flight of six when we can make it a solid 100? And who doesn’t love a good Liver Workout?”
To achieve the desired record, the establishment has called upon a team of skilled “bartenders” who have reportedly been trained in the art of pouring a wide variety of liquids into a single glass without puking.
The cocktails themselves are said to be served in miniature sizes, but judging by the variety of ingredients used, it’s safe to say customers won’t be leaving the bar sober anytime soon.
Customers are also required to sign a waiver before indulging in the 100-cocktail flight, freeing The Tipsy Monkey from any responsibility for potential liver damage, loss of taste buds, or the inevitable hangover that will follow.
One enthusiastic customer, who wished to remain anonymous due to their upcoming court-ordered alcohol counseling, said they were excited for the challenge, stating, “I may not remember it tomorrow, but tonight, I’m going to be a World Record Holder!”
Despite the excitement surrounding the event, some critics are questioning the morals of setting such a record, stating that it promotes excessive drinking and could lead to dangerous behavior. However, Mcbooze was quick to defend the establishment, saying, “We’re just giving people something to strive for. Plus, it’s not like we’re forcing them to do it… okay, maybe the waiver is a little pushy, but it’s the price one has to pay for immortality!”
So, if you’re looking for a new drinking challenge, stop by The Tipsy Monkey and join in the record-breaking fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll end up in the Guinness Book of World Records or at least on a hospital bed.
