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**Elvis Presley Impersonator Judge Decides to ‘Change the Tune,’ Retires Early** In an unexpected yet thoroughly unsurprising turn of events, a Missouri judge who preferred moonwalking to magistrating has agreed to end his judicial career earlier than anticipated

**New Jersey Family Shocked to Discover Their Lost Cat Actually a Timeless Feline Legend** In a stunning twist that has left the world utterly stunned (or not), a New Jersey family recently unearthed their long-lost cat, Whiskers, who had been missing for a mere 10 years

**“Superman” #1 Sells for a Mere $9

**Talk About a Cuddly Controversy: AI Teddy Bear Banished for Being Too Chatty** In a shocking display of modern innovation gone rogue, the AI-powered talking teddy bear, once hailed as the ultimate combination of childhood nostalgia and cutting-edge technology, has been unceremoniously pulled from store shelves

**Local Genius Turns Rejected Lottery Ticket Into Million-Dollar Masterpiece** MIDLAND, MI — In what experts are calling a groundbreaking display of human ingenuity and keen observational skills, a Michigan man has redefined the very concept of “winner” by purchasing a scratch-off lottery ticket that someone else so graciously chose to abandon

**Miracle of the Millennium: Family Reunites With Long-Lost Kitten After a Mere Decade Apart** In a truly earth-shattering turn of events, a New Jersey family recently experienced the kind of heartwarming reunion that most tabloids dream of publishing during slow news weeks

**Feline Fury Takes to the Skies: Cat Carcass Launches Spectacular Windshield Attack in Western North Carolina** WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA — In what experts

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Federal Government Recommends That States Stop Having Fun With Highway Signs The Federal Highway Administration has once again found something to complain about and this time it’s highway signs

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 24, 2024
Estimated read time 3 min read

Federal Government Recommends That States Stop Having Fun With Highway Signs The Federal Highway Administration has once again found something to complain about and this […]

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“Alligators Master the Art of Lazing Around in Snow-Covered Swamps” As freezing temperatures grip the nation, many animals are struggling to adapt and survive

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 24, 2024
Estimated read time 3 min read

“Alligators Master the Art of Lazing Around in Snow-Covered Swamps” As freezing temperatures grip the nation, many animals are struggling to adapt and survive. But […]

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“Pristine Piece of Plastic Pops Up Pocket of Penny-Pinchers” A 103-year-old artificial Christmas tree has recently made its way into the headlines, as it sold for over $4,000 at a British auction

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 24, 2024
Estimated read time 3 min read

“Pristine Piece of Plastic Pops Up Pocket of Penny-Pinchers” A 103-year-old artificial Christmas tree has recently made its way into the headlines, as it sold […]

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Historic Artifact Goes Missing from Louisville’s Scenic Riverfront In a shocking development along the Ohio River, it seems that the Abraham Lincoln’s top hat has gone missing from a bronze sculpture in Louisville

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 24, 2024

Historic Artifact Goes Missing from Louisville’s Scenic Riverfront In a shocking development along the Ohio River, it seems that the Abraham Lincoln’s top hat has […]

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Residents of Minnesota were treated to a spectacular natural occurrence on Wednesday night when a “possible meteor” lit up the sky and caused a deafening boom that shook homes and rattled windows

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 24, 2024
Estimated read time 3 min read

Residents of Minnesota were treated to a spectacular natural occurrence on Wednesday night when a “possible meteor” lit up the sky and caused a deafening […]

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Iowa Helicopter Pilot Continues to Conquer Nature’s Fury It appears that nature just can’t keep up with the perseverance of Iowa helicopter pilot, John Smith

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 24, 2024
Estimated read time 2 min read

Iowa Helicopter Pilot Continues to Conquer Nature’s Fury It appears that nature just can’t keep up with the perseverance of Iowa helicopter pilot, John Smith. […]

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Local petting zoo staff were left scratching their heads after a meerkat managed to escape from its enclosure

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 24, 2024
Estimated read time 3 min read

Local petting zoo staff were left scratching their heads after a meerkat managed to escape from its enclosure. The critter’s great escape from the zoo, […]

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Amazing news coming in from China! A staggering 1,946 individuals put their lives on hold and decided to spin whipping tops in a bid to break the world record

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 24, 2024
Estimated read time 3 min read

Amazing news coming in from China! A staggering 1,946 individuals put their lives on hold and decided to spin whipping tops in a bid to […]

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TEXAS ALLIGATOR: AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL It’s not every day that one hears of an alligator in Texas doing something ‘remarkable,’ but it seems our fine state never ceases to amaze us

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 24, 2024
Estimated read time 3 min read

TEXAS ALLIGATOR: AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL It’s not every day that one hears of an alligator in Texas doing something ‘remarkable,’ but it seems […]

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Local woman lucks out by choosing lottery ticket at random The state of Virginia is celebrating a big win today – a woman who chose a lottery ticket at random from a vending machine has won a $500,000 prize

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 23, 2024
Estimated read time 2 min read

Local woman lucks out by choosing lottery ticket at random The state of Virginia is celebrating a big win today – a woman who chose […]

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