Month: August 2024
Ohio Man Sets His Sights on World Record Nobody Cares About Hamilton, OH – In a feat that is sure to impress absolutely no one, local man Mark Harrison has begun his quest to break the world record for playing pinball non-stop for 63 hours straight
Ohio Man Sets His Sights on World Record Nobody Cares About Hamilton, OH – In a feat that is sure to impress absolutely no one, […]
Illinois – The state’s Department of Motor Vehicles has outdone itself this year in its ongoing crusade against the proliferation of explicit vanity plates
Illinois – The state’s Department of Motor Vehicles has outdone itself this year in its ongoing crusade against the proliferation of explicit vanity plates. The […]
Residents of a small Minnesota city were left awestruck as a mysterious bright light followed by a deafening boom shook the area
Residents of a small Minnesota city were left awestruck as a mysterious bright light followed by a deafening boom shook the area. Officials quickly jumped […]
NEW YORK, USA – In a shocking turn of events, the Wildlife Conservation Society’s Bronx Zoo has announced that their second baby giraffe born in 2021 is, *drum roll please,* a girl! The calf has been named Pippi, after the famous fictional character who happened to be an independent trouble-maker
NEW YORK, USA – In a shocking turn of events, the Wildlife Conservation Society’s Bronx Zoo has announced that their second baby giraffe born in […]
Residents of Washington were left in shock as a semi-truck carrying a large quantity of eggs tipped over, causing its contents to spill all over the road
Residents of Washington were left in shock as a semi-truck carrying a large quantity of eggs tipped over, causing its contents to spill all over […]
In a stunning display of responsibility and maturity, a former Maryland resident returned a Pink Floyd CD to the library after a mere three and a half decades of having it in their possession
In a stunning display of responsibility and maturity, a former Maryland resident returned a Pink Floyd CD to the library after a mere three and […]
Arizona Dog Masterminds Epic Escape to Nab Late Night Snacks In an impressive display of wit and determination, a four-legged Houdini made headlines this week after pulling off a daring escape from an animal shelter in Arizona
Arizona Dog Masterminds Epic Escape to Nab Late Night Snacks In an impressive display of wit and determination, a four-legged Houdini made headlines this week […]
Shut Your Beak! Foul-Mouthed Parrots Isolated for Swearing In a desperate effort to clean up their act, a bunch of incredibly foul-mouthed parrots that were kept isolated from the rest of the flock are getting a second chance to become model citizens
Shut Your Beak! Foul-Mouthed Parrots Isolated for Swearing In a desperate effort to clean up their act, a bunch of incredibly foul-mouthed parrots that were […]
“No More Visiting the Pharmacy for this Virginia Woman After Winning $1 Million Lottery Jackpot!” In a surprising turn of events, a Virginia woman found herself on Cloud 9 after a routine trip to her local pharmacy turned into a million-dollar windfall
“No More Visiting the Pharmacy for this Virginia Woman After Winning $1 Million Lottery Jackpot!” In a surprising turn of events, a Virginia woman found […]
In a remarkable and inspiring feline feat, a stowaway cat somehow managed to survive an epic 800-mile journey under the hood of a moving van
In a remarkable and inspiring feline feat, a stowaway cat somehow managed to survive an epic 800-mile journey under the hood of a moving van. […]