In an impressive feat that has completely baffled the world, an Idaho man and a few ‘Amazing Race’ contestants have successfully set a new world record for using chopsticks in a beard. Yes, you read that right. CHOPSTICKS, in a BEARD.
Michael Goudeau, a bearded man from Idaho, had been practicing the art of using chopsticks in his beard for years, and was finally able to achieve his lifelong dream with the help of a few brave contestants from ‘The Amazing Race’, who were looking for a unique way to waste their time.
The record-breaking event took place in Boise, Idaho, at a local restaurant that specializes in serving sushi. Goudeau walked onto the stage with his bushy beard and a pair of chopsticks, and proceeded to show off his impressive beard-stabbing skills. But he wasn’t alone for long.
Three contestants from the latest season of ‘The Amazing Race’ joined in on the fun, attempting to use their newly-learned chopstick-beard skills in an attempt to break the world record. And believe it or not, they succeeded! The group was able to use a grand total of 17 chopsticks in one beard, breaking the previous record of 16 by only one.
As soon as news of the chopstick-beard world record broke, the world was left in awe of this incredible feat. Nobody could believe that people could waste their time in such a way, and yet the bearded man from Idaho and the ‘Amazing Race’ contestants had certainly done just that.
The bearded man, Michael Goudeau, was celebrated as a hero for all those who grow facial hair and have nothing better to do than try out strange and pointless activities. “I’m beyond thrilled to have achieved this goal,” he said in a statement, “and I hope it inspires other bearded men to find joy in the little things in life.”
The three ‘Amazing Race’ contestants, who remain unnamed and largely unknown, were showered with praise for their bravery in attempting such a pointless feat. “I’m just so thrilled to have contributed to this world record,” said one of the contestants, “but honestly, I have no idea what made me think this would be a good use of my time.”
The restaurant where the record-breaking event took place, Sushi Joy, was also thrilled to be a part of history. “Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine we’d be a part of something so pointless,” said the restaurant owner, who requested to remain anonymous. “But hey, business is business.”
As the news of the chopstick-beard record continues to spread, it’s clear that the world is still full of surprises. Who knows what other pointless and ridiculous feats the world will accomplish next. But for now, we can only bow down to the bearded man from Idaho and the brave ‘Amazing Race’ contestants who have shown us what humans are truly capable of achieving, even if it is completely ridiculous.
