Colorado Residents Obsessed with Saving Deer From Own Stupidity
In a strange turn of events, wildlife officials in Colorado have come to the rescue of what can only be described as the most inept deer ever witnessed. The deer was found stuck in a six-inch gap between the bars of an automatic gate, prompting wildlife officials into action to free it from its predicament.
Many locals were left both stunned and intrigued as they watched as the animal flailed about helplessly in a desperate bid to escape. But despite the public’s concern, it’s hard to feel sorry for this poor deer when it’s such a clear demonstration of its own stupidity.
The deer appeared to be taking its sweet time in freeing itself when locals quickly alerted wildlife officials. Bystanders gathered around, shouting words of encouragement, some even making promises to set up a GoFundMe page for the poor creature.
As the wildlife officials arrived on the scene, a hush fell over the gathered crowd. The officials quickly set up camp, donning all their gear, which made the onlookers feel as though they were in the midst of their own National Geographic documentary.
Despite the many Cringe-worthy minutes the deer had spent trapped between the bars, professionals in the wildlife field were able to set it free. There was a huge cheer from the crowd of spectators who were surprised to see that the deer was still alive.
But wait, that’s not all. After being rescued, it appears that our heroic deer scurried back to the automatic gate. Yes, you read that right… it went back to the gate for round two of bars vs. deer. Naturally, the second time was a charm, and the deer was finally able to successfully pass between the bars without getting stuck.
The incident has prompted Colorado residents to take on a mission to protect the local deer from their own stupidity. Town halls are abuzz with ideas to protect the four-legged creatures, ranging from building gates with wider gaps, to organizing community-wide deer training classes.
While we’re all for protecting our wildlife, is anyone else baffled by the fact that we have to go to such lengths to keep a deer from trapping itself in a gate? Are we at the mercy of these creatures, and their less than impressive problem-solving skills?
In conclusion, let’s give a round of applause to the Colorado wildlife officials who valiantly rescued the deer that had clearly strayed too far from the gene pool. As for the rest of Colorado’s deer population, we hope they never “stumble” into such sticky situations.
