San Diego Humane Society Saves Stupid Coyote from Certain Death
In a heartwarming story of animal rescue, the San Diego Humane Society (SDHS) saved a coyote who had managed to get a bucket stuck over its head while frolicking in a debris-filled flooded field. What an idiot.
Thankfully, a concerned citizen spotted the hapless coyote wandering around with its bucket head and called the SDHS. The organization’s rescue team sprang into action and was able to safely extricate the poor creature from its self-inflicted predicament.
“We often see animals in desperate need of help, but this was one of the more unique cases we’ve come across,” said SDHS spokesperson, Jillian Glessner. “It’s amazing how these animals manage to get themselves into these situations.”
We can all rest easy knowing that the SDHS is out there, rescuing animals who can’t seem to help themselves. After all, what’s the point of being a wild animal if you can’t get your head stuck in a bucket every once in a while, am I right?
But let’s be real here, folks. This coyote was a straight-up moron. I mean, what kind of animal gets a bucket stuck over its head? Was it trying to eat the bucket? Did it mistake the bucket for a potential mate? We may never know.
In all seriousness though, it’s great to see the SDHS doing important work in the community. With all the craziness in the world, it’s comforting to know that there are organizations out there willing to go the extra mile to help animals in need.
So here’s to you, SDHS. Thanks for saving that idiotic coyote from certain death. Maybe next time it will think twice before shoving its head into an object it clearly can’t fit into.
In the meantime, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that we’re not as dumb as that coyote. And if you happen to see an animal in distress, don’t hesitate to reach out to the SDHS. They’re here to help – even if the animal in question has a bucket on its head.
