Subscription Box Co. on the Hunt for a “Christmas Movie Expert”
It’s that time of year again, folks. Time to watch cheesy, predictable Hallmark holiday movies until you can’t tell one fake smile from another. But, if you’re lucky enough, you might just get paid to do it.
The brilliantly innovative minds at Subscription Box Co. have announced they’re on the hunt for a “special Christmas movie maven” to watch and rank 12 Hallmark holiday movies. Oh yeah, and did we mention they’re offering $2,000 for the job? That’s right, two thousand big ones to sit on your couch and enjoy the same plotline over and over again. Thrilling.
So, if you’re brave enough to take on this pressing task, you’ll have to go through a rigorous application process. Because, let’s be real, not just anyone can handle the immense pressure of watching 12 Hallmark films in one sitting.
Aside from the obvious perks of getting paid to do nothing, Subscription Box Co. has promised to provide the lucky chosen one with “all the hot beverages and festive snacks” needed to survive the grueling task. Plus, they even promise to provide a snuggly blanket to keep you cozy while you suffer through the agony of fake snow and impromptu Christmas carols.
But, what’s the catch, you might ask? Oh, just some minor details like having to rank each movie based on “cheesiness” and “predictability.” I mean, it’s only fair that the experts at Subscription Box Co. get some valuable insight into the world of holiday romance filmmaking, right?
So, let’s break it down- that’s $166.67 per movie, and you get to eat snacks and drink hot chocolate while you do it. Sounds like a dream job, doesn’t it?
But wait, there’s more. Subscription Box Co. is offering a free subscription box to every applicant! That’s right, even if you don’t make it to the final cut, you still walk away with some sweet swag. You can finally cancel your embarrassing BirchBox subscription and upgrade to the next level of boujee.
In all seriousness, this is truly an opportunity of a lifetime- if your lifetime goal is to watch Hallmark movies and rank them. Subscription Box Co. is truly giving back to the community by offering this once in a lifetime gig. Forget the Starbuck’s barista or Apple’s genius technician- this is where the real money and fame is at.
So, if you’re ready to kiss your social life goodbye and truly indulge in the world of holiday romance, apply now. Your new role as the Christmas movie expert awaits.
