Man Injured by Exploding Toilet at Dunkin’ Store: Lawsuit Filed
In a shocking turn of events, a customer at a Dunkin’ store in central Florida has filed a lawsuit claiming he was injured by an exploding toilet. Yes, you read that right. An exploding toilet.
According to the customer, whose identity has not been released, he was using the restroom at the Dunkin’ store when the toilet suddenly exploded, causing him to suffer injuries. The cause of the explosion is currently unknown, but the customer has filed a negligence lawsuit against the coffee chain.
While we certainly feel for the injured customer, we can’t help but wonder what kind of explosive power was lurking in that toilet. Was it a secret government experiment gone wrong? Was it a rare bathroom gas that ignited at the wrong time? Or was it simply a case of too many donuts?
Regardless of the cause, Dunkin’ has released a statement expressing their concern for the customer and promising to fully cooperate with the investigation. They have also assured patrons that they are taking steps to ensure the safety of their restrooms.
In the meantime, we’ll be avoiding the bathrooms at Dunkin’ stores like the plague. Who knows what other surprises are lurking in those porcelain thrones? Explosive diarrhea, anyone?
While the situation may seem humorous on the surface, it’s important to remember that the customer was injured and has every right to seek compensation for his injuries. We hope that the investigation will shed light on what caused the toilet to explode and that measures will be taken to prevent similar incidents from happening in the future.
In a world where even the toilets are out to get us, it’s important to stay vigilant. Who knows what other surprising hazards we’ll encounter in our daily lives? Exploding coffee pots? Self-driving cars that want to take over the world? The possibilities are endless.
In the meantime, we’ll be sticking to our trusty old home bathrooms, where the only danger is running out of toilet paper. At least we know that’s a risk we can manage.
