“Cheesiest Pizza Ever Made” Brings Tears to Lactose Intolerant’s Eyes
In a world where every food industry is trying to come up with something mind-blowing, the pizza industry is not any different. A pair of French pizza chefs, who clearly had too much time on their hands, decided to team up with a cheesemaker and a so-called YouTube “star” to create a pizza featuring not one, not ten, not even 100, but 1,001 different types of cheese.
Yes, you read that right, 1,001 types of cheese. It’s like they went to a cheese store and decided to grab every single type of cheese they could find and dump it onto a pizza. And we thought having two or three different types of toppings on a pizza was fancy.
According to the creators, the pizza, which is unsurprisingly named the “Cheesiest Pizza Ever Made,” features a base of tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese, and is then topped with 1,001 different types of cheese, including Camembert, Roquefort, and Reblochon. The pizza is then dusted with truffle shavings and a sprinkle of edible gold dust. Because why not add some extra pizzazz to this already cheesy nightmare of a pizza?
It’s safe to say that if you’re a fan of cheese, this pizza would have you weeping tears of joy. But for those who are lactose intolerant, this pizza would be their worst nightmare.
The creators of this so-called masterpiece revealed that it took them over two years to come up with this idea. Because apparently, the world was clamoring for a pizza with 1,001 different types of cheese. But hey, at least they didn’t rush things and took their time perfecting this creation.
The “Cheesiest Pizza Ever Made” has received mixed reviews from food critics. Some have called it “one of the best pizzas they’ve ever tasted,” while others have said that “it’s as if someone vomited cheese onto a pizza.”
The pizza is priced at a whopping $250 per slice – yes, per slice. If you’re wondering who would pay that amount for a slice of pizza, the answer is simple – people with too much money and no common sense.
It’s clear that this pizza is not for everyone. In fact, it’s not even for the faint-hearted. If you’re feeling adventurous and want to take on the challenge of eating a pizza with 1,001 different types of cheese, then the “Cheesiest Pizza Ever Made” might be for you. But for the rest of us, we’ll stick to our boring, two-topping pizzas and avoid any future heartburn-induced nightmares.
In conclusion, the creators of the “Cheesiest Pizza Ever Made” have succeeded in creating something that no one asked for and that not many people will actually enjoy. But hey, at least they can say they made a pizza with 1,001 different types of cheese. So, hats off to them for their creativity, but we’ll pass on the cheese-induced coma.
