Kansas Couple Commended for their Creative Retirement Plan
In a stunning move, a couple from Kansas has taken the concept of planning for retirement to new heights. They have been charged with fraudulently collecting over $215,000 in retirement benefits on behalf of their dead relative while concealing his body inside their home for six long years.
What a brilliant plan! This couple took the phrase “retire in comfort” quite literally. They probably thought, why not have a dead relative retire with us? What could go wrong? Clearly, no one would suspect that they were collecting retirement benefits on behalf of a deceased person.
The couple was not content with just receiving their own retirement benefits, they masterfully executed a plan to receive additional funds from a dead body. This is the type of ingenuity we need in our society!
While some may find the couple’s actions concerning, one cannot deny that it took sheer genius to execute a scheme like this. The couple managed to keep the body of their relative hidden in their home for six full years. Six years! That’s some Addams Family-level type of commitment to a plan.
Imagine the dedication this couple had to bear every day. They probably had to hold their noses and hide the smell of the decaying body with copious amounts of Febreze. This couple’s creative approach to retirement planning is worth admiration- complete with macabre undertones.
Furthermore, the couple’s fraudulent scheme was quite successful, given the amount they managed to collect. It takes skills to dupe the government out of that much money, especially when the person they were collecting for was deceased.
This should serve as a lesson to anyone who does not have a plan in place for their retirement. Maybe you should consider keeping a dead body handy to maximize your benefits. If this couple can do it, so can you! Just make sure to keep it on the down-low- you do not want your neighbors calling in any foul smells.
Finally, the question arises, what exactly is wrong with hiding a dead person in your home for six years and collecting their retirement benefits? Isn’t that a sign of familial love and loyalty? Why should this couple be charged with fraud? It’s not like they were hurting anyone – unless of course, you count the dead person. But really, what can a dead person feel anyway?
In conclusion, this couple from Kansas is an inspiration to all of us. They have shown us that retirement planning can be such a creative affair. With any luck, they will be let off the hook soon and can continue to serve as our guiding light for retirement planning.
