Tampa Bay Area Held Hostage by Horny Fish
Residents of the Tampa Bay area have been on edge recently due to the incessant and mysterious bass sounds that have been plaguing their neighborhoods. But according to a Florida scientist, the source of the racket might just be some overzealous fish who can’t keep their fins to themselves.
Dr. Tim Kenyon of the Florida Marine Research Institute recently came forward with a theory after conducting extensive fieldwork in the affected areas. “It’s really quite simple,” he explained. “These fish are just really, really horny.”
Apparently, during mating season, certain
