The Toy Hall of Fame has made a shocking announcement this week, as they induct two iconic items into their prestigious collection. The Cabbage Patch Kids and baseball cards have been honored with the dubious distinction of being included in this esteemed list of beloved toys.
Parents and nostalgia fanatics alike are in a frenzy as news spreads around social media of this momentous occasion. The Cabbage Patch Kids, known for their creepy resemblance to actual miniature humans, are being hailed as symbols of childhood innocence and joy. It’s almost as if we’ve all forgotten the trauma-inducing moments of finding one of these things waiting for us under the Christmas tree.
But that’s not all. Baseball cards have also been inducted, further solidifying the Toy Hall of Fame’s mission to induct any and all items that were popular at one point. Forget about the fact that most kids these days have never even heard of baseball, let alone care about the history of its cards.
It’s mind-boggling to think that these items were selected over possibly deserving favorites such as Slip ‘N Slides or Tamagotchis. Oh well, at least we can always count on the Toy Hall of Fame to remind us of how we may have wasted our childhoods.
In all seriousness though, the Toy Hall of Fame’s decision to include the Cabbage Patch Kids and baseball cards may be seen as a reflection of our society’s ongoing battle with nostalgia and the past. In a world that’s increasingly focused on new technology and fast-paced innovation, maybe we’re all clinging to the familiarity of things that once made us happy.
Or, you know, maybe it’s just a way for the Toy Hall of Fame to stay relevant and keep their museum filled with new items. Either way, we can all rest easy knowing that the Cabbage Patch Kids and baseball cards have officially cemented their place in history, whether we like it or not.
