In a bizarre turn of events, authorities have identified the culprit behind the recent vandalization of a popular California deer statue. And, as it turns out, it’s not the work of a human, but a lustful buck on the hunt for love.
The statue, located in a public park in downtown Los Angeles, has been a popular attraction for tourists and locals alike. But in recent weeks, visitors have been alarmed by the sight of the statue’s impressive antlers broken off and scattered on the ground, along with other signs of damage.
The mystery baffled law enforcement officials and park rangers, who couldn’t quite fathom how anyone could desecrate such a beloved piece of public art. But after months of investigating, they finally cracked the case thanks to the latest in surveillance technology – a hidden camera.
That’s right, folks – the culprit was none other than a randy deer, looking for love in all the wrong places. According to experts, the animal had mistaken the statue for a rival suitor, and in a fit of testosterone-fueled fury, proceeded to attack it with all his might.
When asked for comment, the deer’s lawyer released a statement saying, “My client deeply regrets his actions, and knows that he has caused harm to a valuable piece of public art. He hopes that the people of Los Angeles will forgive him for his mistake, and that he can move forward with his life.”
But the people of Los Angeles were not so quick to forgive and forget. Many took to social media to express their outrage at the buck’s behavior, with one angry user writing, “This is why we need tougher laws against deer crime. When will the government take action to protect our public art?”
Others pointed out the irony of the situation, with one sarcastic commentator quipping, “Well, I guess we can add ‘deer vandal’ to the list of unexpected things that have happened in 2020.”
Despite the public outcry, however, authorities ultimately decided not to press charges against the deer, citing his status as a wild animal. Instead, they have decided to ramp up security measures around the statue, in the hopes of preventing further incidents.
So if you’re planning a visit to Los Angeles, be sure to keep a watchful eye on your surroundings. You never know when a lovesick deer might strike – and this time, he might not be so lucky.
