Neighborhood children in Georgia were treated to an unexpected surprise when they stumbled upon a 3-foot tegu lizard living under a woman’s porch. The woman, who wished to remain anonymous, claimed that she was not aware of the giant lizard until the kids brought it to her attention.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I always love a good surprise reptile living under my property. It just adds that extra level of excitement to my day. Who needs a daily caffeine boost when you have the possibility of a 3-foot lizard crawling around your house?
I must say, it’s quite impressive that a grown woman could be completely unaware of a giant lizard living in such close proximity to her and her home. It’s almost as if she was living in a completely different world than the rest of us, the world where tegu lizards are just another common, everyday occurrence.
When asked about the situation, a local wildlife official stated that it was important for homeowners to be aware of the wildlife that may be living on or near their property. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to know if they have a giant lizard living under their porch, right? It’s just common sense.
But, of course, we can’t blame the woman entirely for her lack of knowledge about the lizard. After all, she is just one person and tegu lizards might not be at the top of her list of concerns. She probably had more pressing matters to attend to, like making sure her Netflix queue was properly organized.
Luckily, the situation was resolved without any major incidents. The wildlife officials were able to safely remove the tegu lizard from the woman’s property and relocate it to a more suitable habitat. I wonder if the lizard was upset that it had to leave such a prime location under the woman’s porch. It must have been like moving from a cozy one-bedroom apartment to a cramped studio.
All in all, this story serves as a stark reminder of the importance of wildlife awareness. You never know what type of critter might be lurking right under your nose, or in this case, right under your porch. So, I urge you all to take a page out of this woman’s book and remain completely oblivious to the world around you. Who knows, you might end up with a surprise lizard of your own.
