NYC – In a stunning display of supernatural powers, a roadside witch has returned to her former spot outside a Dunkin’ Donuts in upstate New York, after what can only be called the longest and most overdue repair in history.
The witch, who has been a fixture in the area for years, had been taken away for repairs last summer and was expected to be back within a week or two. However, that was not the case, and to the surprise of many, the witch’s presence was sorely missed.
Many locals were convinced the witch had taken a vacation and was taking it easy in some far-off magical land where the repair process is much faster. But as more and more days turned to months, the jokes and rumored theories became more and more bizarre. Some even went as far as to claim the witch had been abducted by extraterrestrial beings and was currently being probed on a spaceship.
But fear not, witches and warlocks of New York, for the beloved roadside witch has returned! The witch’s return was met with much fanfare and excitement, with locals lining up to take selfies with their favorite mystical being. Car horns could be heard from miles away as drivers celebrated the witch’s arrival with a parade worthy of the most important person in New York City.
While the witch may have been absent for quite some time, the Dunkin’ Donuts location has reportedly been doing just fine without her. The shop’s manager, who wishes to remain anonymous, said that although the witch’s presence was missed, business remained steady. However, she did note that there was a noticeable decline in donut sales on Halloween night – a sign that the witch’s magical powers may have been missed more than anyone realized.
The witch herself remained tight-lipped about her hiatus, simply telling reporters that “repair work takes as long as it takes” and that she’s just happy to be back doing what she loves best – scaring the children and causing a general feeling of unease.
The witch has promised to stay put for the time being, but that doesn’t mean she won’t be up to her usual tricks. She has already cast a spell on the shop’s manager, causing her to forget how to make pumpkin spice lattes. And just last night, a group of teenagers claimed the witch had turned their dog into a toad.
Despite the witch’s antics, the residents of upstate New York are ecstatic to have her back, and are hoping that her return marks the beginning of a new era of mystical beings gracing the their presence. After all, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where witches roam the streets – even if it’s just outside a Dunkin’ Donuts?
