Arkansas Family Discovers Mysterious Hole in Deck, Suspects Alien Invasion
An Arkansas family was left scratching their heads, and not just because of the mosquito bites, after discovering a smoking hole in their deck. The incident occurred in the early hours of the morning when the family awoke to a strange smell. Upon inspecting their deck, they found a hole that looked like it had been caused by a giant cigarette burn or a bizarre alien ploy.
The family, who refused to be named until their 15 minutes of fame had passed, were quick to suspect that a meteorite had hit their deck. They claim that they have seen countless movies in which meteorites cause destruction and devastation, and therefore it was the only logical explanation.
The matriarch of the family was also quick to point out that the hole was perfectly circular and appeared to have been created by something that came straight down from the sky. She even went as far as to using her 3rd-grade geometry skills to measure the diameter of the hole and estimate the speed of the object that caused it.
But as the morning progressed, so did the skepticism surrounding the family’s meteorite theory. Neighbors were quick to speculate that the family’s unruly teenager might have been experimenting with fireworks or some other explosive device. Others claimed that it was simply a case of too much barbeque and beer the night before.
The family, however, remained steadfast in their meteorite claims. They even took to social media to ask for the public’s opinion, which turned out to be a terrible idea. The comments ranged from genuine concern for the family’s safety to downright mockery, with people comparing the hole to everything from a donut to a UFO landing site.
Meanwhile, experts in the field of meteorites have yet to comment on the incident. Some suspect that they are waiting for the results of the family’s investigation, which involves scouring the woods for more evidence of extraterrestrial activity.
Whatever the cause of the hole may be, it’s clear that the family has gained instant notoriety in their small Arkansas town. They have even started selling t-shirts with the slogan, “I survived the meteorite invasion of 2021!” Though they could face a lawsuit from the makers of the hit 90s movie “Armageddon” for naming Bruce Willis as their savior.
In conclusion, it’s clear that the events of the past few days have left the family in a state of bewilderment and excitement. Whether it’s a real meteorite, fireworks, or just too many hot dogs, one thing is for sure: this will be a hole that they will never forget.
