In a shocking development, spires atop the university tower have been found impaled with pumpkins in what can only be described as a mysterious and unknown annual tradition. Eyewitnesses have claimed that the pumpkins were precariously perched on top of the spires as if balancing on a knife’s edge, while others have reported the pumpkins howling to the eerie tunes of halloween music.
The authorities are puzzled as to how the perpetrators managed to climb up the tower, as there were no traces of any climbing equipment or ladders. The only logical conclusion that one can draw is that either the perpetrators were trained acrobats or they had supernatural powers.
The annual pumpkin impalement ritual has been ongoing for a decade now, but the university administration has been unable to identify the culprits responsible for this dastardly act. Some have speculated the involvement of a secret society, but others believe it to be the work of manic pumpkin enthusiasts trying to get their daily dose of vitamin c.
When asked for comments, a spokesperson for the university expressed their frustration, stating that “we do not condone any form of vandalism, and our primary concern is the safety and security of our students and staff.” The spokesperson went on to add that the university is “working closely with the police to identify the culprits and bring them to justice.”
Meanwhile, reactions on social media have been mixed, with some calling for the tradition to be stopped, while others see it as a harmless prank that adds to the charm of the festive season. One student tweeted, “If you can climb the tower and impale a pumpkin, then you deserve a medal for your bravery and skill.” Another student joked, “I wonder if the pumpkins scream when they are impaled, or is it more like a gurgle?”
But the truth is that this annual pumpkin impalement tradition has left the university administration scratching their heads. They have beefed up security in the tower area, but the perpetrators keep evading them like slippery pumpkins. In the face of such adversity, the administration has decided to embrace the tradition and install a pumpkin garden on the campus grounds.
The pumpkin impalement ritual may be a mystery for now, but one thing is certain – it has added a bit of adventure, excitement and fear to the festive season. It has given the students something to talk about over coffee, and a reason to look up at the spires and wonder who will be brave enough to venture up next year.
In conclusion, an annual pumpkin impalement tradition has left the university administration reeling from all the questions that surround it. While the authorities are trying their best to put an end to this tradition, it seems like it would require more than sheer force to stop the pumpkin enthusiasts from climbing up the tower and impaling their beloved squashes.
